Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 451
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #298
Submitted by: Gamma Cavy
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To the people who ran in terror from an anagram,
Hands of Harry, bastards,
First off, he's happily married to our daughter, and going to stay that way. Secondly, by his marriage to our daughter, whose very existence is a miracle, he's also MY possession. I don't share my possessions. So up yours, because Prince Harry James Potter-Yao, husband of Martel Fu Yao is staying right where he is.
If you feel like challenging that and trying to take what's mine, I'll use one of my brother Envy's better threats and yank your spines out your mouths! And that's just me. Our girl's other two parents have a few ideas even I'm kinda scared of, and I share a body with one of 'em.
You'll be dealing with Lan Fan and her stabby metal arm, Ling who survived to fifteen with assassins after him before he had me, and with me.
And that's before their friends get involved.
So stay out!
Greed the Avaricious
Third of the Seven Sins
Co-Emperor of Xing.
If you don't believe Greed, consider this:
His father was mistaken for a god, and could have ripped your Voldemort's soul out of his body and eaten it with a wave of his hand. We killed him. If we could do that, imagine what we could do to you.
Don't try anything unless you want to die. He's not kidding about the spines.
Ling Yao
Emperor of Xing.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Gamma Cavy. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Gamma Cavy: So, I managed to hit post before signing my last letter properly, although I think you can probably tell it crosses with Fairy Tail. No particular story, just a handful of what-ifs and I wish-es for how it could have ended.
Note from Lord Blackwing 17 to Rebonack7 about Letter #254:
Behemoth? Simurgh sent BEHEMOTH!?
You are evil, sir/madame.
I like that.