Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Thor and Marvel Comics belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 399

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #299
Submitted by: Lokis Tongue
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Dear Ministry Of Magic,

You have trespassed into the domain of Asgard, home of the Norse Gods. But this transgression will be forgiven just this once as you are desperate to survive which will be rectified by Odin's blessing of new life for your population.

Now your Chosen One Harry Potter has entered the halls of Asgard and our universe after slaying your Dark Lord after both users of Magic casted a spell that you called Apparation. Odin in his near infinite power saved his life and turned him into one of the Aesir after disposing of Voldemort.

Seeing as you have found away to traverse the cosmos I find it prudent to inform you of your champions life.

Harry is currently in a happy relationship with the She-Hulk, a woman who is the pinnacle of strength and beauty and is a exemplary lawyer.

Now Harry Potter has learned Norse Magic such as the Runes, Gandr, and Seidr under the guidance of Odin himself. So if your respected governing has any semblance of intelligence it would be wise to provoke either. And also their is the matter of She Hulk's cousin.

Bruce Banner is not only a scientist of great renown but is a warrior of brute strength who is unmatched with his strength married with his infinite wrath. It would be prudent to not interfere with those two and their happiness if only to keep the Hulk from appearing to cause damage to your society.

Signed,

Balder Odinson.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Lokis Tongue. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Lokis Tongue: I have a idea for a letter. It is a Marvel Comics crossover. Epescially a Thor crossover.