Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Wynonna Earp belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 497
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #302
Submitted By: deathraptor22
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Dear Ministry of Magic,
No. Just no. You basically ignore me when I go missing and don't even bother to look for me except for a handful of people in my family and now you expect me to come back and let you marry me off to be some brood mare? No. Just no.
Look, Harry's a nice guy and all. He was the one who encouraged me to fine myself and felt horrible when my travels led to be being almost sacrificed by a demonic cult and lost my memory, and was one of the only people to come looking for me, but I that doesn't mean I want to marry the guy, especially since I don't even like guys, not like that anyway: I prefer the, ah, company of women, if you get my meaning.
That leads to another problem with this brilliant plan of yours: I have a girlfriend. A half-angel girlfriend. A half-angel girlfriend who owns and knows how to operate a shot gun, and will use it. You want know how Waverly reacted when she saw the letter?
She took her shot gun, and said, "If those shit-tickets think they can just drag you off and give you to someone else…" Then she cocked the gun.
And her half-sister loaded her own gun, which by the way is magical, and is sitting on the porch as we speak in case any Aruors show up. And her ex-boyfriend's got two guns loaded and ready and a thing of dynamite as well. We're well-armed, that's all I'm saying.
Furthermore, I am now Purgatory Sheriff's and as the town is regularly besieged by horrible demonic things so I couldn't just up and leave even if I wanted to. Oh, and by the way, at lot of those horrible demonic things were horrified by the prospect of this law so take from the what you will.
Sincerely,
Ginevra Molly "Ginny" Weasley
A.K.A Nicole Haught
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by deathraptor22. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from deathraptor22: Nice new batch. I love them all.
I actually have an idea for a series of the letters. The first is a crossover with Harry Potter and Wynonna Earp.