Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Wynonna Earp belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 314

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #303
Submitted By: deathraptor22
Sequel to: Letter #302
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Dear Ministry of Busy Bodies Who Need to Leave Well Enough Alone,

Who the Hell do you think you are, sending a letter to my girlfriend telling her to dump me, ship off to some country she barely remembers to marry some guy she was friends with in high school?!

Okay, let's get a few things straight: First off, I am a half-angel and I can wield a huge-ass, demon-killing sword that I will happily skewer you all with it! Also, my sister has a big-ass demon-killing gun, which she will also happily shoot you with. She's waiting out on the porch to do it right now.

My point is you touch one hair on Nicole's head and you are dead, do you hear me?! Dead!

Furthermore, this is Canada, not Britain, magical or otherwise. Do you even have any authority to do this?

Not at All Cordially,

Waverly Earp


Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by deathraptor22. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from deathraptor22: The next one, ideally the following chapter like I saw you do with a couple in this batch, is also a Harry Potter and Wynonna Earp crossover.