Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 579

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #305
Submitted By: BloodyKitsune1997
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To the Inbred Assholes in charge of the cesspool known as Magical England,

Congratulations! You manage to exhaust poor Fawkes by sending him to the world I ended up in. Just so you know, we're keeping him both to prevent any attempts to bring me back to that cesspool and because you aren't treating him right. Not to mention Titus and Marga would end up pouting at me if I tried to send him back, you do not say no to either of them when they give you puppy-dog eyes.

Now onto the more fun things, I am not returning to my old world much less the inbred cesspit known as Magical England for any reason. I thought it was quite obvious that I wasn't going to tolerate your bullshit by using an unknown ritual to escape the attempts to marry me off to the ferret bastard known as Draco Malfoy.

Well if that really didn't make it sink in, I'm going to say this:

GO TO FUCKING HELL, I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING IN THAT STUPID LAW!

I am quite happy with my current life in the Reim Empire. I am quite happy with my MAGICALLY BOUND husband, Muu Alexius. Even if I wasn't happy with him and our children, I wouldn't be able to marry anyone because of MAGIC HERSELF.

I also do not intend to give up custody of our children who are part Fanalis. I would not give up custody of them for anything much less because a corrupt government told me to. By the Rukh and King Solomon, you are even more idiotic than when I left.

Any attempts to kidnap me or my children will end in failure. You will not only be up against me, but my husband, his sister, the entire Fanalis Corps, the entire Magical Research and Combat Division, the Reim Empire Military, The high priest of Reim/my adoptive younger brother Titus Alexius, my other adoptive little brother Aladdin, and a whole host of other people.

That means you'll be up against not only a powerful witch, a few King's Vessels, A few House Hold vessel users, my magicians, at least two magi, and whoever else decides to join in. Anyone attempting to kidnap or force the issue will find themselves quite dead though the method will depend on their transgression. Stay the fuck out of Reim.

Go fuck yourself up the ass,

Lady Alexandra Dorea Alexius nee Potter-Black

Commander of the Magical Research and Combat Division

Wife of Muu Alexius, King Vessel of Barbatos, the Djinn of hunting and nobility

Adoptive daughter of Lady Scheherazade, Former High Priestess of the Reim Empire

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by BloodyKitsune1997. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol