Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fairy Tail belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the momtent. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 347
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #306
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Ministry of Magic:
Fuck off.
Sincerely,
Lyric D. Fullbuster nee Redfox
'Heretic Sage' of the United Magical Nations
To the Ministry of Asinine Idiots:
That was probably the most courteous response you will get from my darling mate. I, however, am not going to be as courteous. If you come anywhere near my mate, I swear to god I will freeze your asses solid before handing them over to my father to be shattered. Gajeel, my darling mate's FATHER, as requested to play with you while you are still alive and in one piece. However, given that he is the Iron Dragon and therefore largely unaffected by any blades or spells, I suspect that there might not be anything recognizable left of you once he's done tearing you apart.
Keep in mind however that our idea of punishment pales in comparison to what Lyric will unleash on you. She is called the 'Heretic Sage' by our enemies because she has made a living off of chasing down and researching various Obscure and Lost Magics in detail. Which most of the time involves her unleashing said magic on said enemies to study its effects on the human body.
I am doing you a favor by warning you off,
Storm Fullbuster
'The Hailstorm Archangel' of the United Magical Nations
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol