Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 388

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #309
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Ministry of Deranged Idiots:

We are intensely displeased with the blatant dismissal and destruction of our previous missives, and thus we have specially enchanted his letter to be indestructible.

Now onto my point.

Like fucking hell are we going to surrender custody of one of our most prominent Alchemists. For one thing, he is enlisted in OUR military and thus under our jurisdiction. Honda D. Redfox-Elric is seen as one of the heroes of the Promised Day, and this one of the more publicly viewed and loved Alchemists of Amestris.

His wife and Mate, Lea Feng, is one of the few people who truly understand what he went through to make it through that day and, as such, she is highly territorial of her husband. Honda also suffers from acute and debilitating PTSD that leads him to attack and kill anyone that approaches him with ill intent. Lea is one of the only people that can keep him from hurting anyone during one of his episodes, as she was one of the few who was with him during the infliction of his trauma.

We will not be held responsible for either of their reactions should you attempt to press your claim, and all of the maimed and pieced back together bodies of your last squad of 'Aurors' will be shipped back within the next few days for burial.

We recommend closed-casket services. They weren't a very pretty sight to see when we finally located all of the pieces.

Cordially,

Fuhrer Arthur Grumman

Commander-in-Chief of Amestris

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol