Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 450
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #312
Submitted By: ShadeFireDragon
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To the British Ministry of Magic in the World of the Living,
Absolutely not. As the 28th Head of the Kuchiki clan, it is in my power to refuse Haru Kuchiki into marrying a living witch of your country.
First of all, Haru Kuchiki is no longer Harry Potter. As he passed away as an infant when Tom Marvolo Riddle killed him with a spell, he is now dead, and does not need to obey the laws of the living. Your jurisdiction does not extend into Soul Society, lest you wrought the combined might of us Soul Reapers. Haru is quite beloved in the Gotei 13, after all.
If you were worried that Haru's new family were not to your standards, rest assured, for he is now part of one of the Four Great Noble Families of the Soul Society, the Kuchiki Clan. You cannot ask to be a part of a better family in the world of the dead.
You cannot reach him. You will never reach him. If you for any reason send another letter through the Veil of Death, Gotei 13's current Head Captain, Shunsui Kyoraku, along with 11th Division Captain Kenpachi Zaraki, and myself will then be pleased to have another reason to meet you all in the Wizamagot. Sword. To. Face.
And yes, we are allowed to do this. Our Head Captain himself asked for permission to "talk" with you all from Parliament. They approved, along with proof in form of an unbreakable parchment, charmed by Haru himself. We all agreed that these marriage proposals are outrageous, and to be blunt, completely stupid.
Please do not send another letter. It would be a pain to clean up all of your bloodstains when Captain Zaraki arrives at your doorstep.
Sincerely,
Byakuya Kuchiki
28th Head of the Kuchiki Clan, one of the Four Great Noble Families
Captain of the 6th Division of the Gotei 13
Adopted elder brother of Haru Kuchiki, formerly Harry Potter
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by ShadeFireDragon. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol