Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Hollow Knight belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 283
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #313
Submitted By: Multipule-Characters1-Acct
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Bapanada Ministry of Magic,
I do not know how you got a letter to me seeing as we live on two separate plains of existence. Either way, I will have to decline for multiple reasons.
One, I am a bug, and I do not believe we can mate with you 'humans' and therefore your reason is invalid.
Two, I am sure 'owls' are not supposed to be twice your size, judging by the size of your letter.
Three, I am a bug of taste and your frasing in the letter makes me want to burn you before mating with any of your putrid race.
I will see you when your kingdom falls to pick up the pieces.
Grimm of the Girmm Troupe
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Multipule-Characters1-Acct. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Multipule-Characters1-Acct: I'm assuming this is how I send in letters? This is spur of the moment anyway.
Btw, "Bapanada" is my headcanon for formal greetings in the Hollow Knight universe.