Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 537

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #314
Submitted By: ShadeFireDragon
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To the Ministry of Magic,

I first am shocked that you sent this poor owl through the Veil of Death. Don't you know that's not good for anyone living?

Second, I must also express my complaints to the letter that came with the owl. To be frank, Captain Zaraki was not very happy. Luckily, everyone in the vicinity survived the heavy spike of rieatsu.

Lastly, as Captain Zaraki's superior, I believe that I have the right to refuse anyone/thing not worth the time of the Gotei 13. We've been a bit busy due to your little war with Tom Marvolo Riddle, so we are even more busy, and really do not care for anyone not worth our time. To which I say no to this marriage letter.

From what he's told me, Captain Zaraki disposed of the name "Harry James Potter" the moment he realized he was dead. He was quite furious when vague fragments of his past life returned to him, which included his parents handing him off to be killed by Tom Marvolo Riddle for their own lives to be spared as an infant.

He has then grown and lived in Soul Society, and climbed up to be one of the strongest Soul Reapers in the Seireitei.

And since Captain Zaraki is dead, and has been for many years now, he is not obligated to follow your laws. In the Soul Society, ethnicity does not matter. We are all dead. Magical or not. So please do not try the might of the Gotei 13, for we will stand together to fight for one of ours.

Not that Captain Zaraki needs it, he could handle the entire magical community and leave without a scratch.

Besides, even if you somehow manage to get him to be married, he would just massacre you all anyway. I do not believe that your custodians (magical custodians?) would appreciate the extra work in helping to clean up your corpses, yes? Such a hassle... all the blood on the floor... guts sticking to the walls...

Excuse me. This was supposed to be a formal letter of refusal. Well, anyway, we will allow Captain Zaraki to be shirked off of his duties to be forced to marry a living human. If he ever meets you, I'd hope for a painless death if I were you.

Sincerely,

Shunsui Kyoraku

Head-Captain of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads (Gotei 13)

Second son of the noble Kyoraku family

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by ShadeFireDragon. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol