Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 849

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #316
By: Sakura Lisel
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To the Backstabbing Assholes in the Ministry of Magic,

HOW DARE YOU JACKASSES TRY AND PAWN THE 'RESPONSIBILITIES' OF MARRYING THAT THING OFF ONTO ME AND ACTUALLY THINK I'LL DO IT! ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOI HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE A MARRIAGE LAW OVER THERE TO BEGIN WITH, BUT YOU TRIED TO SET ME UP AS THE BRIDE OF A BLOODY DEMON BECAUSE OF A THOUSAND YEAR OLD CONTRACT MADE BY THE HOGWARTS FOUNDERS?! OH BLOODY HELL NO! JUST FOR THAT GOOD LUCK DEALING WITH THE AFTERMATH OF MY REJECTION OF IT.

I am currently ALREADY married and have been so for the last four years and I am currently pregnant with twins. As far as I am concerned any laws and deals made in a country I DON'T even live in anymore, and HAVEN'T lived in the six years I've been gone, have NOTHING to do with me, and I have no intention of leaving behind the life I've built for myself to go back over there to be the broodmare of some DEMON who showed up THIS year, because of some thousand year old contract created by the Hogwarts Founders promises him a bride every few centuries and you morons decided that I will be the newest bride for him? Did you twits make thisMarriage Law thinking it would make me comply or something? Good luck with that.

My husband, Prince Loki of Asgard does NOT appreciate how the demon showed up in our BEDROOM while we were having some alone time together, and started making demands, acting like a total arse, as he informed us of WHY he was there. He was very upset when I flat out told him exactly what he could do with his demands that I abandon my husband and come away with him to be his bride because of some old deal, before Loki used his Asgardian magic to ban him from our home

I do not care about some 1,000 year old marriage contract the Hogwarts Founders drew up that contract that promises him a new bride every few centuries for the use of the land Hogwarts sits on.

As a FORMER student of Hogwarts that contract has nothing to do with me, since I was already out of Hogwarts by the time he came to collect. The contract specifically calls for a bride to STILL be either a member of staff OR student, and since I am neither I am not eligible for it, and I flat out refuse to be bartered off to him like a prize just because HE thinks I'll be the perfect bride for him because of the things he heard I did for the magical world.

Even if he had showed up before I left and had picked me back then, my answer would have STILL been hell no. I didn't risk my life countless times fighting Voldemort, to become the sex toy of a demon because of some millenium old contract, despite the well known penalty for my refusal. After the pure hell my life has been up until that point I would have gladly accepted the penalty rather than allow myself to be forced into marriage to a demon of all things and have MORE of MY life and choices taken from me.

Yes that DOES mean that I would have sat back and allowed the clause in the penalty that would let everybody in Hogwarts to be massacred by my unwanted husband because of my refusal. It wasn't my problem then and it sure isn't my problem now.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

This letter is based off of Chapter #38 of BeyondHope's The Bunny Pool plot challenges story, that is located over on Archive Of Our Own.

The challenge was that what if back when Hogwarts was being built, the Founders made a deal with a demon who owns the land Hogwarts rests on in order to build Hogwarts? The deal was that if he allowed them to build Hogwarts there, they had to sign an unbreakable contract that would allow the demon to come to Hogwarts to select a 'bride' every few centuries from one of the school staff OR students, and if the 'chosen' bride refuses to honor the deal, the demon would kill EVERYBODY currently in Hogwarts.