Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Peter Pan belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 275
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #318
Submitted By: SkySoldier
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To the Ministry of Morons,
WHO THE HECK IS THE PEDOPHILE?!
My Personally selected Pirate crew members names are Jake Evans, Izabel Night, and Chistopher Bertoms. NOT Harry James Potter, Hermione Jean Granger, and Neville Frank Longbottom.
Second I am Pietro Corvus Rasputain-Black yes I am in fact my elder brother's great great grandson's namesake, otherwise known as Peter Pan chosen Guardian and subsequent High King of Never Never Land. My trusted aid Tinker Bell Heiress to Pixie Hollow by chosen right of her Majesty Queen Clarion is the caretaker of all Lost Children.
She had her sister periwinkle Princess of the Winter Courts, also wishes to remind you, it was your stupid war with a kid who was abused and manipulated by Dumbledork in the first place! Clean up after your own mess. And leave my crew and heirs alone!
Sincerely yours,
High King Pietro Corvus Rasputain-Black-Pan
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by SkySoldier. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol