Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 485

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #319
Submitted By: Architeuthis
Sequel to: Letters #149, #209, #220, #257, and #274
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To the Ministry of Morons,

Seriously? You want me to marry Harry Potter within the next month and then have children by him within the next five years? How is that supposed to work?! As I'm sure you've heard by now, Harry is in BLOODY AUSTRALIA! WITH HERMIONE! And the bloody Australian Ministry of Magic won't give me their bloody address! They know about the marriage law, and they hate it! They are certainly not going to help me track down the man I'm supposed to marry!

As for your demands that I spend the next few years popping out children, that's not going to happen either. I don't know if you've heard this, but I've just signed a four-year contract with the Holyhead Harpies. Part of the contract stipulates that I need to participate in a given number of practices and play in most of their games. I can't do that if I'm BLOODY PREGNANT! And the Harpies will impose penalties if I don't live up to my contract.

Your stupid schedule isn't necessary. I know people from my parents' generation started families young. But that's because there was a war going on and they weren't sure how much time they had left. But the war with Voldemort is over. He's dead and so are most of the Death-Eaters. There's no longer any need for people to get married right after school.

Here's something else you apparently forgot: Witches stay fertile longer than Muggles do. Hermione once told me that Muggle women have their change of life when they're a little past 50 years old. Witches stay fertile until they're at least 60.

That means even if I spend the next 10 years playing with the Harpies, I'd STILL have a good 30 years to have kids! Witches and wizards my age have decades to start families. We DON'T need to do it right after finishing school!

Ginny Weasley

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Architeuthis. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Architeuthis: Another Weasley Letter. It's a sequel to the ones by Bill, Arthur, Charlie, Molly, and George.