Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 535

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #324
Submitted by: Voadoro
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Dear Ministry of Magic,

You wouldn't believe how surprised I was when one of my dear friends barged into my room and handed me the letter you sent. I carefully read through it and was flabbergasted at what I saw.

I thought that after Voldemort was defeated, you would get your act together and perhaps, help people recover or pay for the property damage, anything that would prove that you don't have mush for brains. As I now see, it clearly was expecting too much. Does the ministry really think everyone will simply comply to this awful law like a bunch of headless chickens? I knew that you were stupid, but I never thought that your IQ could possibly be lower than the one of a potted plant.

This law goes against a lot of human rights, including the right that gives people freedom of choice. Did you even read your own laws? No? Thought so. This law is inhumane and treats people as if they were objects. I was never one to interfere with the matters of the wizarding world, but when things reach this level, I can't help but wonder if the ministry is mental.

If the ministry tries to force this act upon us, then we won't refrain from using methods such as manipulation and torture. Remember, it will be YOU starting the war, I would rather eat doritos and watch Pokemon than fight a war against the ministry, but I will if I need to.

Sincerely Yours,

Skyler Patrons

President of the Patrons Company

Former Resident of the British Magic World

P.S: If you want to speak business with me, first discover what a pen and a lightbulb are.

P.S.S: You probably didn't understand a thing since the last time I checked, there weren't English classes in your schools (Sucks to be you!). In the language of idiots, it means that after we're done, there won't be a ministry taking care of the Wizarding World.

P.S.S.S: Good luck finding me!

(At the bottom of the letter, there was a picture of a brunette happily drinking from a coconut with a white straw. She is sitting in a blue float in the middle of the ocean and a huge yacht can be seen near her with people dancing inside. At the back of the letter, multiple swear words were written together with the signature of the people that wrote them)

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Voadoro. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol