Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Sonic The Hedgehog belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 316
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #329
Submitted By: Neminine
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GUN
Agent Shadow The Hedgehog
3/24/2044
Dear Minister Umbridge,
It is with much regret that I write to you regarding the summons of one Harry Potter. He cannot participate in your marriage law on the account of his age. He is currently three years of age and thinks you can get cooties if you hold hands with girls.
However, should you try to claim him my husband and I will gladly demonstrate why we are the heroes of Mobius. Sonic is nigh indestructible and has speed unparalleled by any of you. As for myself, I am the Ultimate Lifeform. This is not including any offensive measures our friends and allies would take to protect their nephew.
In conclusion, leave Harry alone or suffer the consequences.
Thank you for your consideration.
Shadow the Hedgehog
P.S. This is Sonic! What my sweetie didn't say is Harry isn't a human anymore. He is a tiny, adorable hedgie like myself and Shads!
P.P.S. We promised not to write on each other's letters anymore, Sonic.
P.P.P.S. Sorry cutie!
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Neminine. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Neminine: Um... here is another reject letter...