Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 486
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #330
Submitted By: ShadeFireDragon
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To the Ministry of Magic in the World of the Living,
We have received your letter, and we must promptly refuse. The one addressed in this letter, Captain Kenpachi Zaraki, was once Harry James Potter, but not anymore. Therefore, your call to go to the World of the Living is not valid.
You see, when James Potter and Lily Potter née Evans sacrificed Harry Potter (who is now Captain Zaraki) to Tom Riddle, well, he died. That's about it. However, this means that because he's dead, he would not be compatible with any living human witch you try to pair him up with.
There is also the fact that Captain Zaraki does not want to go back. Not in the slightest. After retaining his memories (which there wasn't that much to begin with, seeing as he was killed as an infant), he has become very hateful of even the word magic, and wants nothing to do with it, even spitting on his previous name, and stomping it into oblivion, before throwing it into the Dangai.
To be quite honest, I didn't even know you could do that. Then again, he was only able to do that because it was written in your letter, which was what he had spitted on, stomped, etc.
We have all agreed that since Captain Zaraki is dead, unwilling, isn't Harry James Potter, and can actually kill you all just with him being next to you (I am not joking), as he can't be bothered reeling his reiryoku in... I believe that before you can even get him to somehow even meet a female witch, you would be joining us here in Soul Society. Permanently.
And that would most definitely not be a fun experience for you.
Sincerely,
Captain Commander of the 13 Court Guard Squads and Clan Head of the Kyoraku Clan
Shunsui Kyoraku
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by ShadeFireDragon. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from ShadeFireDragon: This is another Harry Potter x Bleach letter! What can I say, I like Bleach. It's another response, so... let's pretend the last letters didn't happen.
Please still post them tho. Please also work your magic with the bolding, italicizing, and underlining of words.