Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 377

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #331
Submitted By: ShadeFireDragon
Sequel to: Letter #330
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To the Government of Douchebags,

Ministry of Magic, Captain Zaraki - Captain Unohana

Fuck how'd you find this. And give me back the letter - Kenpachi

Language. And I suppose you'll have to start another letter now. - Captain Unohana

Let's send it anyway, I don't care - Kenpachi

You never care about even the simplest of things, Zaraki. This is a letter to dirt, I don't see why it should be that hard. Too much for your brain? - Mayuri

I would be mad, but you just called them dirt, so I'll let it pass- Kenpachi

It's good to agree on things, isn't it boys? - Unohana

The literal fact that the three of you are in a truce would scare anyone. You reading this, Ministry? Don't fuck with these people, they'll only kill you. Then kill you again and send you in the reincarnation cycle, and well, you wouldn't want to be in an endless cycle of pain, would you? - Hitsugaya

Language, little (whatever Kurotsuchi called him was blotched out)~! - Kurotsuchi

DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME THAT. Let's just send a new one with this one and the one the Head Captain wrote - Hitsugaya

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by ShadeFireDragon. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from ShadeFireDragon: This is another Harry Potter x Bleach letter! What can I say, I like Bleach. It's another response, so... let's pretend the last letters didn't happen.

Please still post them tho. Please also work your magic with the bolding, italicizing, and underlining of words.