Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Marvel's Deadpool belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 366

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #333
Submitted By: Jostanos
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hmmm... Do I have any ideas this time around. *glares at a certain Rysune* Not including rehashing the Bravely Default/Bravely Second set, Matsuo. Harry being split into two of your namesakes for several rejection letters was more than enough.

"But."

No buts.

"Dang."

*anime sighs* I may have to put a new poll on my profile page concerning whether or not I _should_ either continue with _that_ series basically from where I left off.. *sighs* Or begin the series anew with a possible different _origin story/background_.

TEMPEST SPIN KICK!

Why does this have to be so tricky? I have a creative mind so I _should_ be able to come up with _something_, Ne?

"Don't beat yourself up about it, Jostanos."

*narrows his eyes* Hi, Wade.

"You'll come up with something soon. I know it."

Oh really?

"Yeah really. OH! I KNOW! You could have me uh.. dress in drag and do the Hula in the Wizengamot Arena then leave a.."

No.

"WHAT! Why?"

It's been done already.

"By Whom?"

*Points to a waving Ninja/Merc dressed in drag named Jacrose*

"Frowny face.. Dang it. Le sigh. You win. maybe next time, Peeps. Toodles!"

*pinches his nose* Geez Louise..


Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Jostanos' response to Letter #300: *blinks* Holy frell.. if Lania is able to calm 'SPLIT' like she has then the idiots of the Magical UK MoM DO NOT want to mess with them again.. not if they value their lives.