Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Wise Man's Grandchild/Kenja no Mago belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 1,054
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #342
By: Sakura Lisel
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To the Ministry of Magic, Located in England, on the island of Great Britain:
I do NOT know who you people are but my answer is HELL no to your assumption that you can tell ME what to do or 'chose for me' what kind of man I shall marry. Even if you could, I am not AVAILABLE to take part in your law, even if I was inclined to do so.
I am already quite happily engaged to the love of my life and I have no intention of dumping HIM to be married off to some nobody I don't know because of a 'law' made in a country I have NEVER heard of before claims that I 'have to' do it.
Plus exactly WHERE in the world is this country that you call 'England' is because I have already checked every world map my family and friends own and we can't find 'England' ANYWHERE on them. My father, Shin Wolford, and my great-grandpa Merlin Wolford, and my great-grandma Melida Bowen, both really wish to know where England is, so that they can go have some choice words with you people about thie matter.
My one true love and ONLY fiancé, Prince Rigel of the Kingdom of Earlshide and his family would like some words with you people as well, since they don't appreciate some unknown kingdom trying to kidnap the future bride of their crown prince, and are prepared to go to war against your society if need be, if you pursue in the assumption that you can make me obey your society's laws.
You are lucky we can't find you YET, because dads pissed beyond measure. The last time he was this angry, he blew up a mountain in a burst of magic.
Another thing, I think you have the wrong person anyways despite the delivery owls refusing to leave me alone until I took your little missive. My name is NOT Simone Aspen Potter. I never even HEARD of the name before reading it on the letter you sent me, and even if it WAS mine I do not acknowledge or accept it as my name.
My name is Trinity Wolford, adopted daughter and great-granddaughter and apprentice to the three of the greatest and most powerful Archmages in the Kingdom of Earlshide, and I have no 'obligations' to help 'repopulate' your society if I chose not to do so, and you can't make me, since as far as I am concerned you countries laws do not apply to me since I do not reside there.
Your 'repopulation problems' are none of my concern, and I will not tolerate your attempts to try and take over my life, or your attempts to tell me who I can or can't be with just because YOU think that YOU somehow have ANY say in the matter.
So good day and good riddence to all of you, and I hope I never hear from you again if you people know what's good for you if you don't want to face my families wrath or go to war with the Kingdom of Earlshide for trying to kidnap the Crown Princes fiancé.
Insincerely yours,
Trinity Wolford
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's another rejection letter, that's also a crossover with the Wise Man's Grandchild/Kenja no Mago anime/manga series. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
You guys should go check out Wise Man's Grandchild/Kenja no Mago on either Funimation, Hulu or Crunchyroll. Theres only two episodes out so far but its really good I think.
The main character is a 15 year old named Shin Wolford who was born in the modern world but gets killed in an accident, and winds up instantly being reincarnated as a baby, with all his memories from his past life, in a world where magic exists and is found by a powerful, and famous, Mage and raised as his grandson and teaches him magic thats HIGHLY overpowered when Shin uses it.
Note to Architeuthis about Wynonna Earp letters: if you are interested in watching it, you can catch the first couple of seasons over on Netflix though its still ongoing every year on the SyFy channel.
In the series Wynonna Earp is supposed to be the descendant of the legendary Wyatt Earp, and her whole family is cursed thanks to Wyatt. Every single villian Wyatt has ever killed in his lifetime has come back as demons, but their all trapped by a large mystical protective boundary circle line that goes around the surrounding area that the town the Earp family lives in that stops the demons from leaving the area and going out into the world, and its the Earps job to make sure it STAYS that way, as they spend their days hunting and killing the demons if they cause trouble for people still living in the the town.
The Earps have a special enchanted gun that belonged to Wyatt that is the ONLY thing that can kill the demons. Only somebody of Earp blood can use the gun and the curse gets passed on to the next member of the family as soon as the last owner of the gun dies, and only after the next owner reaches a certain age.
The worst part of the curse for the Earps is that any demon who gets killed by the guns previous owner, gets to come back again as soon as the Earp who killed them dies, so the cycle always starts over all over again.