Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bravely Default-Bravely Second belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 831
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #344
Submitted By: Jostanos
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Til and Tiz Arrior were tending to a flock of sheep when they heard the unmistakable hoot of an owl.
As they both looked up into the branches of a nearby tree.. Low-and-behold! THE OWL! With a letter.. again.. for Til Arrior.. from _THAT WORLD_ .
The owl allows the older of the two Arrior Brothers to retrieve the letter from her, and she waits patiently while they read it incase they would like to send a reply. It wasn't too long after wards that the Arrior Brothers had a response to send back with her and she flew off into the distance, and into the awaiting portal the wizards from her world created for just such a purpose.
Upon returning to the halls of the Wizengamot, the owl dropped the Arrior's reply directly onto the current Supreme Mugwump's head along with a few pellets before flying back to the Ministry Owlry.
The Supreme Mugwump opened the letter and read it to the awaiting 'Mot members:
"'To the Ministry of Morons,' I say! That's insulting."
"Just read it will ya."
"Geez! What a grouch."
"Ahem. 'Crouch'."
"Eh?"
"Never mind. Just read."
"'To the Ministry of Morons, My name is not, and has never been, 'Harry Potter', so get that through your thick skulls! My name is Til Arrior, and I am the younger brother to Tiz Arrior the Hero of Luxendarc! *eye smile*'
'Quit it, Til. You're as much a Hero as I am by helping our friends keep Norende intact.'
'Yeah, but.. That was with that kids that you saved from.. from.. Oh well.. Anyway.. I'm still to young to even think about being married to anybody in Luxendarc let alone in a world that won't .. leave.. me.. ALONE! *blinks* Wait a second.. Tiz?'
'Yeah?'
'Umm.. Doesn't that _fanboy_ of yours , Yew Geneolgia, have a baby Brother named Matsuo?'
'I think so. Why?'
'Maybe..'
'Oh no.. Matsuo Geneogia _can't be_ the 'Harry Potter' that they are searching for.'
'Why not?'
'One: Matsuo is only three years old. Two: his birthday is the same as yours, while Harry's, from the letters we've read before, is on July 31st 1981 of their world's calendar. Three:
There is no way that Matsuo could ever have been Harry or even a twin of him.'
'Oh.. *coughs* in passing..'
'LEAVE US, AND ALL OF LUXENDARC ALONE! if you send any more owls we will keep them. If you attempt to send somebody here again? *winces and shudders* Your portal only works for owls.'"
"NONSENSE!"
"SEND IN THE AURORS! SEND THE UNSPEAKABLES! SEND.."
"You to Luxendarc to get destroyed in the process, Minister Umbridge? Go right ahead."
"FINE! I WILL!"
and _THAT_ ,dear friends, was the last of the Pink.. Toad.. Witch with a 'B'.
At least until someone else's rejection letters! *eye smiles*
*A certain ryusune peeks out from behind a doorframe* Umm.. *rubs the back of his head sheepishly* That happened. *ahem*
And now _my_ entry *eye smiles*:
Big Brother Yew, and Bigger Brother Denys took me to the beach today! *eye smiles* I. I've *looks at his Brothers who nod* never been before so it was nice. *frowny face* But a few bad men in black cloaks came and tried to take me away! But my Brothers beat them up real good, and.. and.. umm.. OH YEAH! The Crystal Knights arrived and took the bad men away for a long time! After we got home a mean Pink Ribbit lady shouted lots about stuff that I did not understand. She cast hurtful spells at us and hurt Bigger Brother Denys' arm! That got me and Yew real mad and the Pink Ribbit lady went.. umm.. *gets a nod from his brothers* Hee hee.. the Pink Ribbit Lady went.. BOOM!
No more pink ribbit lady, but lots of.. of.. CON-FET-TI! *eye smiles*
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Jostanos: *sighs* Ok, ladies and gents: here's another Bravely Default/Bravely Second AU Rejection letter. *A certain ryusune coughs and I narrow my eyes afterwards* Alright.. alright. Here's a _few more_ *gets a nod of approval from Matsuo* AU Rejection Letters. *sighs and shakes his head* man..: