Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 722

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #348
Submitted By: Arch 1st Seat of the Requiem (3rd Definition Token/Remembrance)
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Is. is this on now?

Yes it is.

Okay great!

Dear Ministry of Magic Idiots on drugs,

What the heck. I have seen the letter sent to and from some people who are incredibly important to their timeline/Universe and would ask you to stop sending those letters, Those letters are basically asking people whom their timeline/dimension CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT and taking them from their dimension will AT BEST disrupt the timeline and lead it into an age of agony, discord and paradoxes and perhaps depending on the importance of the person it could cause a ripple/butterfly effect which would most probably end or corrupt an ENTIRE MULTIVERSE which is FULLY IRREVERSEBLE which to those with thicker skulls means IT CANNOT BE FIXED!

Now with what I have written above I hope that you will repeal/change this law or at the very least stick to those within your own timeline. And if you do this it may possibly save your lives. I myself have witnessed what has happened to those who have continued supporting these laws and might I say it is quite impressive seeing the sheer amount of torture and killing spell/curses/tools that have come from this law.

After this point I will no longer be nice and courteous and will have a variety of what may be seen as insults and threats.

YOU FOOLS you really believe people will go with this law they would have to be mental or paired with their idol to agree to this stupid stupid STUPID law and for those who do agree which are neither of the above are the rich corrupt idiots who want to have one of these CHILDREN as a trophy wife/husband or something I cannot say because it is insane I mean did you go to the monster prom dating sim world and get high on the drugs there!?

I know you people gone there I mean how else would Damian the DEMON prince have gotten a letter and are you sure you want him of all people HE will kill you his BOYFREIND will kill you if the many, MANY other people you have sent a letter to haven't killed you yet.

Oh yeah I almost forgot to say this but well um I Kinda know about how this law was actually made to try and bring those with power under your rule I mean it's obvious when you look at the people that received a letter and you may say that you sent letters to those without power BUT they are still important to their dimension and it is clearly a cover up for your true intentions you braindead, pedophiliacs, Inbreeds, rapists, power hungry, uncouth, laughing stocks of a 'Magic wielder' because clearly you are all of these you hypocrites I mean you hate 'Monsters' and 'Beasts' who are so much better and stronger than you and you had the gall to insult some and send others these stupid letters! An-

Oh holy shizkabobs is that another letter who was it sent to this time?

Erm it was sent to you...

This better be an apology or-

Yep we're killing them now get everyone who wants to kill these idiot we're going on a murder spree.

Oh and also consider this letter a warning and maybe if you apologise enough we may kill you early instead of endless torture

Also for the Pedos… your torture will never end kay? Bye?

*recording ends*

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Arch 1st Seat of the Requiem (3rd Definition Token/Remembrance). Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol