Chapter 1: The Fall of Fridge
Once upon a time, in a land called Fridge, there was a great hero, REINHARDT! He got all the bitches at Fridge High School, which made this pissed off incel kid called Leif super jealous of him. Reinhardt went on a quest to kill the evil emo, Julius, who sacrificed a bunch of kids to satan.
"Mwahahaha, I'm going to kill all the kids", said Julius.
"No... FUCK OFF!" said Reinhardt, and he punched Julius so hard, his dick fell off.
"Oh my god, I want to have your babies!" said Ishtar, who was Julius's (now ex) girlfriend.
"Ok lol", said Reinhardt, and he was just about to penetrate her with his massive thundercock, when all of a sudden, an arrow pierced his back. It was the faggot, Leif!
"Hahaha, take that Reinhardt!" the incel menace jeered. "I studied all your fighting moves and copied them, so I could be a chad like you. Except I am a high school dropout loser, so I'm too dumb for magic, and used a bow instead."
"Oh no", cried Reinhardt, as he fell into the ocean.
"Now everyone will have to take me seriously, and give me lots of alts in Fire Emblem Heroes!" Leif demanded.
But grieved at the loss of their beloved hero, they just stuffed him back inside the locker where belongs instead.