Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Ghostbusters belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 284
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #349
Submitted By: WhoYaGonnaCall?
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Dear British Incompetents,
No, you may not have one of our citizens. Especially not for that sham you call a marriage law. Considering said citizen is a Ghostbuster, they are far too busy for marriage at this moment in time. Also, you have no jurisdiction here and I would like to direct you to leave via next available portkey. Or else we reserve all rights to protect our newest member.
Dr. Raymond Stantz
PHD
Full time Ghostbuster
P.S. I've seen shit that'll turn you white! And if you touch the Rookie, I'm going full Marines on you. - Winston Zeddmore
P.P.S. Unless you wish to volunteer as new test dummies, I would suggest you not approach our Rookie. Especially not now, we're busy as it is. - Drs. Egon Spengler, PHD, and Peter Venkman, PHD
Addenum: Our Secretary wishes to kick your ass. So do Zuul and Vinz Clortho. Watch out. Because who ya gonna call? Not us!
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by WhoYaGonnaCall?. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol