Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bravely Default-Bravely Second belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 681

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #353
Submitted By: Jostanos
Sequel to: Letter #344
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The Pink Ribbit Lady may be the confetti at my fifth birthday party.. well, my _fourth_ birthday party first, but _nobody in black robes_ arrived then.. *ahem*

It was Cousin Til's birthday too! He turned fourteen?

(*aside from Jostanos* I haven't played either of the games in awhile so I don't know what Til's age was in Bravely Default or what it may be during the events of Bravely Second so please bear with me.)

Anyway.. These Black Robed people crashed our party and started casting spells left, right, and center at _EVERYBODY_ , and _that_ got us (Til and I) very, _VERY_ mad!

Our Brothers and friends were busy saving and evacuating the majority of the guests from the jerks that crashed our party, but Til and I took care of over a dozen of the.. the.. *winces* Oh I am so putting pg in the money jar for this later: _IDIOTS, MORONS, AND JACKASSES WHO RUINED A MAGICAL DAY FOR ME AND TIL!_

'GASP! MATSUO!' *giggles* 'Where did you _hear_ that word?'

*rubbing the back of his head* Umm.. Denys said it once about somebody that irritated him about something a month ago.

*blinks* 'The..' *giggles* 'Oh no.. Hahaha! The preparations for the Marriage of Big Brother Tiz to Agnes Obliges!'

*nods* Yeah! That's it!

*narrows his eyes then pinches his nose with a sigh* "you weren't meant to hear that."

*coughs* Anyway.. Til and I wiped the floor with the dozen or so Black Robed fools that attacked us.

*rubs the back of his head* 'yeah.. But we also got injured by a few of their spells in the process. I mean that cutting curse almost made us like Denys.'

I admit that having a special arm and hand _would_ have been nice.. _I_ prefer my own _flesh and blood_ arm and hand, thank you very much.

'Me too. That _GREEN SPELL_! If it had hit either of us instead of that plant that you placed in front of us, Mat?'

*shudders* I know. _INSTANT KO_ and one that not even Revive Spells nor Phoenix Downs would bring us back from.

"We know this because we _attempted_ to save one of the fallen _black robes_ that rebelled against the others. One with ever changing color hair. Neither Revive nor the Phoenix Down worked on him."

*Both Birthday Boys* Teddy was nice to us, and had even brought us gifts before he was hit with that _GREEN SPELL_!

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Jostanos #1: "Denys Geneolgia', Til Arrior, and no quotation marks Matsuo

Notes from Jostanos #2: The 'Black Robes' that crashed the party are, of you haven't guessed already, Aurors sent by the 'mot to bring back "Harry Potter', and it didn't matter _which one_ they brought back as long as 'Harry Potter' was back.

*sighs* Sadly the only one that was even remotely friendly, and knew that both birthday boys were their own beings, was taken out by 'Friendly fire' for being "friendly with the enemy".

Needless to say that the idiots didn't last long against the Saviors of Luxendarc, and the Birthday Boys. Some were detained, like the others before them, but the remaining were sent back in boxes with warning notices, As for Teddy? he was given a Hero's Burial.