Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Freakazoid belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 239

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #354
Submitted by: moonrose221
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To whoever is in charge of the letter distribution,

My other self's name is Dexter Ian Douglas. NOT Neville Frank Longbottom. Where did you get the last name? I mean really? Furthermore, my name is Freakazoid. Hi, I was born due to what the normal people call a computer screw up. Making me the personification of the internet. It also screws with my sanity quite a bit.

Anyhow, I have to wrap it up. Cosgrove and I are going to Disneyland. Buh by!

Freakazoid

PS: Bet your stupid enough to say this name.

C-A-N-D-L-E J-A-C-K

Bye!


At the Ministry of Magic:

"Who the bloody hell is Candle Jack?!"

"Hello."


Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by moonrose221. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol