Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Death Note belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 663

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #355
Submitted by: cornholio4
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Dear so called Minister of Magic,

It seems your stupidity knows no bounds Mr Fudge; your Japanese counterpart has let you and your government know that my son Harry is legally a citizen of Japan and still you insist on trying to get him. I heard a saying about the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results but I don't know the exact phrase.

I took care of your Voldemort problem and despite the fact that Harry had nothing to do with it; you are once again trying to have him kidnapped to support your proposed stupid marriage law? A law that you have little support for except for your death eater friends and it will get shot down soon enough.

If Albus Dumbledore, back when he was still alive with more power and experience than you; failed in his attempts to get at my son then why do you think you will fare any better?

I remember when I found Harry at 5 years old afraid of everything thanks to those horrible excuses for humans called the Dursleys. I had them taken care of and took Harry in; it was then I decided to retire my quest for a perfect utopia.

I decided to take my notebook out of so I can take care of you. After the Dursleys, I didn't think I would ever use it again but I have made an exception so my wife and my son can live our lives in peace. I have friends in high places who got me a list of everyone who ever tried to kidnap my son and everyone involved in your little marriage law conspiracy.

Light Yagami

Head of the National Police Agency

Cornelius Fudge fumed at the audacity of this Japanese muggle; Britain needed their saviour back. How dare he try to take credit for the death of the Dark Lord; it was a freak heart attack.

The muggle had taped to the letter a page of a notepad where he had written the names of several of his conspirators as well as remaining Death Eaters (most of the major ones were friends of his who were counting on him to get them out of their arrests but it was a losing battle) including Severus Snape, the Malfoys, Dolores Umbridge. For some reason his name was listed with a statement after it:

PUTS THE LETTER AND PIECE OF PAPER IN THE FIRE AND THEN DIES A SECOND LATER.

He huffed as he just threw it all in a fire; he needed Umbridge to make a meeting and... he then felt something in his heart...

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by cornholio4. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from cornholio4: A nicer retired Kira for this chapter. Who he ended up with; that is for you to imagine. For me I imagine it to be the girlfriend he had in the first live action Japanese movie.

I plan to write more chapters with Harry raised by this couple so what do you think readers and Sakura Lisel: Catra & Adora (She-Ra Princesses of Power), Sora & Ariel (Kingdom Hearts), Corrin & Felicia (Fire Emblem Fates), Keitaro Urashima & Reiko Hinomoto (Crossover of Love Hina and Rumble Roses).

Note to cornholio4: I vote for all four ideas.