Chapter 9: The Party

Once Batta had fled, Rein and Lyn began negotiating with Dorcas.

"Well, we're out an axe fighter, and you're out of a job, so what do you say you come with us?" Rein offered. "Help us poison Lyn's dad, and get at the inheritance, and we'll give you whatever we were going to pay Batta."

"On one condition", Dorcas told him. "Help me find somewhere safe for Natalie first."

"Okay", Rein agreed. "We'll just hide her somewhere that no one would ever go to." They hid her inside the showers at a Smash Bros tournament.

"This is pretty good", Lyn said. "We should find more people, and add them to our party. Kind of feels like maybe we were supposed to be doing that from the start, instead of just making fun of and robbing everyone we came across, but oh well."

On the way to Caelin, they passed through a forest, where they encountered a young girl with pink hair, and some massive cuck who was supposed to be a man, I guess, but lol. The pair were under attack by brigands, led by none other than Batta himself.

"This is perfect", Rein realised. "These two are already fighting our biggest enemy, so convincing them to join our party should be easy."

Lyn fired an arrow from Mulagir, killing a nearby Brigand, while Dorcas threw his Hand Axe, which narrowly missed Batta, before finding its home inside the skull of another nearby Brigand.

"You two again!" Batta snarled. "Bug! Take care of this! I'm going over there to get my Halberd, so I can kill this treacherous titty monster, once and for all!"

A down syndrome in a sleeveless purple shirt came at them with an axe, while Batta left to get his weapon of choice. Lyn easily avoided the attack with her horse, while Dorcas took out a Steel Axe, and swung it at Bug, who locked axes with him. While the fight was going on, Reinhardt went over to talk to the two strangers.

"Hey, I see you've met Batta the Brainlet already", he told the girl. "He's some douchebag that keeps trying to rob us or something, which means we have a common enemy, I guess, so let's team up?"

"Oh my god, you're so hot, I want to have your babies", the whore said to Rein.

"B-But you said if I donated to your , you would have MY babies!" the cuck whined.

Rein just laughed, while Lyn and Dorcas continued to fight Bug. The two axemen appeared to be evenly matched, neither able to overwhelm the other. This made things easy for Lyn though, who just kicked Bug in the testicles until they shattered and he bled out.

"Nice work", Rein said to the two of them. "I got us two new members for our party as well."

"Oh my god, my pussy is like... so wet!" the whore said to Reinhardt, which earned her a glare from Lyn. "I need your thundercock inside me now!" And then there was an arrow sticking through her neck.

"Okay, what about this one, then?" Lyn said, pointing to the manlet loser. At that point, Batta came back, now wielding a Halberd.

"Don't let him get close, or he'll kill you with that thing", Rein warned Lyn. "Let's have the new guy fight him. What can you do?"

"I-I can use magic", stuttered the pathetic cuck. "I have been a virgin for so long, my chastity grants me magic powers."

"Magic!" Rein said, with an approving smile. "That should do well against a Brigand. And magic is... no, I don't remember what it is. Anyway, go get him!"

Lyn, Rein and Dorcas cheered as the cuck approached Batta, taking out his Thunder tome.

"Yeah, Thunder, that's a great spell!" Rein cheered, as Batta punched him in the face, sending the tome flying out of his hand.

"You've got him right where you want him!" Dorcas encouraged, as Batta grabbed the cuck by the throat, and slammed him up against a tree.

"You just have to wait for an opening!" Lyn said supportively, as Batta began pummeling the cuck's face repeatedly, the back of his head smashing against the tree with every blow.

"You're wearing him out!" Rein added, as the cuck began pissing his pants, while Batta smashed his face in.

"Come on, one more shot, and you've got him!" Dorcas cheered. "...No wait, Batta just broke his head open like a watermelon. RIP."

"RIP", Lyn and Rein said, as they prepared to deal with Batta themselves.

"How are you going to defeat me, when I have this?!" Batta exclaimed, showing off his fearsome Halberd.

"We could just like... not", Reinhardt suggested. "We have horses, and this faggot doesn't. We don't even have any reason to be here anymore, now that those two are dead."

"Yeah, you're right", said Lyn, as she helped Dorcas onto her horse. "Let's get out of here."

"Wait, you can't do that!" Batta protested. "This is a Rout map! You can't just ride straight through it, come back here!" But they didn't.