~Chapter 32~
In front of Danny stood a man in his early twenties, who was cowering behind Jazz's clothes on the rack. Having a boy in the house normally would've angered him, but to a point where it was still tolerable. But this... This was just...
The fact that the man was hiding in her closet was the part that angered him to the normal level. But when he pulled the man out to have a better look, he grew from angry to furious. The man wasn't someone he knew, first off the list. He was shirtless, second off that same list. His hair was just as ruffled as Jazz's. And what had to be the part that completely sent him over the edge of his sanity...his zipper was undone.
That man may have been older, but he certainly wasn't a match for an eighteen-year-old that towered above him.
Danny pulled his arm back and threw him to the floor, jamming one foot onto his back to pin him down.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" the halfa screamed, pulling on his victim's arm to the point of real pain.
The man squeaked in fear and answered, "It's not what it looks like..."
"So you didn't just take my sister?! HM? TELL ME THE TRUTH OR YOUR ARM COMES OFF YOUR TORSO!"
"Okay, okay! I did but-"
"No buts! Put your shirt on, zip your freaking pants, and GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"Danny!" Jazz protested, only to be ignored completely.
Danny grabbed the man's arm, tugged harder just to get the point across, and pulled him to his feet. The halfa jabbed him in the chest several times, giving him an intimidating, angry look before pointing firmly to the shirt. The man immediately took the hint and wasted no time in following orders.
As soon as that horrible, evil brown shirt was on, Danny grabbed his biceps and 'guided' him downstairs to the door. The man didn't even have time to zip his pants before he was violently shoved out the house. The halfbreed slammed the door and pivoted to see his sister just coming down the stairs, probably eager to see what had become of the guy in her closet.
"Jazz!" Danny yelled, his voice slightly hoarse from all the screaming he'd been doing earlier. "What were you thinking?!"
Sam sighed as she sat in the kitchen with Tucker.
"Jazz did something wrong?" the techno-geek asked.
"Jazz did something wrong," she drawled.
"Danny's mad?"
"Danny's mad."
"He'll try to straighten her out?"
"He'll try to straighten her out."
"Why is he getting like this?" Tucker sighed out.
The goth shrugged. "Welcome to my world. He won't even let me fight ghosts with him anymore. And now that I'm pregnant again, I won't be allowed in the lab, which means no ghost zone, which means nine months of boredom."
"Okay but why is he like this? He used to never be this way," Tucker repeated.
She shrugged again. "Ever since I got pregnant with the twins, he's been a little protective."
The geek perked a brow. "A little? Sam, he's going off on his own sister. Just listen!" He gestured over to the living room, where the siblings were having a heated argument over whatever it was.
"Jazz, you brought a stranger into the house! And you let him-"
"Ah! Ah...kay, let's not go there, not with you. Mom and Dad already know him. Besides, what about you and Sam, hm? If you're willing to butt into my love life, let's butt into yours," Jazz shot back.
Danny frowned. "What are you talking about?"
"Oh, like I don't hear you at night? My bedroom is right next to yours! You don't think it's just a little gross and a little uncomfortable to hear sex noises coming from your brother's bedroom?" She cast him an accusing glance.
He blushed madly. "Sam and I are... We, um... I mean, we don't...exactly... Look, we're different!"
"Yeah? How?"
"Well for one, we've gone through everything together, and I mean this really big, long life story, okay? We've been together for years now and 'that' only started up like, last month or something. How long have you been seeing that idiot?"
She cleared her throat in offense. "That 'idiot' happens to be one of the top students in the college I go to."
"I don't care. I don't want him in the house or your room anymore."
"You're not my dad!" she shouted immaturely, something incredibly unlike her.
"No, but I'm a dad. Sam's a mom. You're all about mental maturity and crap, so take a good look at us. Kids force you to grow up whether you want to or not...and I don't see a bun in the oven with you." His eyes narrowed. "And I better not see a bun in the oven with you."
"I'm not pregnant, Danny. Besides, I'm twenty; I'm plenty fit to take care of a child. And believe it or not, I'm still more mature than you. I mean, are you even using protection? What if you end up getting Sam pregnant?" she countered.
He took a sharp breath. That's right... Jazz didn't know about Sam's pregnancy yet... And of all the times she would be finding out, of all the ways she would be finding out...it was this one.
"Danny," Jazz continued, "your job isn't to chase away my boyfriends, it's to chase away Lilith's. Do I feel bad for her? Yes. But you have no right meddling in my personal life."
The halfa scoffed. "No right? Personal life? We're family! Whether you like it or not, I'm a part of your personal life! And I'm your brother, which means it is my job to kick your boyfriend out of this house! That's what brothers do, they protect their sisters!"
"That's older brothers, not younger ones, first of all, and I can decide who I want to date and who I don't. I have higher standards than you think."
"Higher standards?! Then what were you doing-"
"If you wanna play this game, then what were you doing not even using protection?"
He shifted uneasily, which was all the response Jazz needed.
"Yeah. That's what I thought," she said.
He took a breath and replied, "No, it's not that. It's kind of too late to use protection."
She tilted her head and perked a brow in question. "What do you mean?"
Sighing, he answered, "I mean we don't need to anymore. Sam's pregnant."
"Wait, what?!" Jazz gasped.
"You'll be an aunt again. Mom and Dad will be grandparents again. Sam's gonna be a mom again. I'll be a dad again. She's pregnant," he repeated.
"Danny, you moron! You knocked her up?!" she yelled.
"Yes and no," he retorted. "We're also engaged."
He watched as his sister's eyes widened.
"You? Are you serious, you really proposed?" she asked, this time much calmer and quieter.
He nodded. "And she said yes."
"Oh my gosh... So I'll have a sister-in-law?" She whistled. "I always thought I'd be the one getting married first."
Danny rolled his eyes and said, "You also don't have two kids...and another on the way."
"Wow, sounds like Jazz is getting it good," Sam remarked.
Tucker chuckled. "Gotta feel bad for her... Um, hey, Sam?"
She turned from the corridor to her friend. "Hm?"
He made a quick, unsure motion with his hands and said, "I know you've probably already thought about this but Danny's half ghost."
She raised an eyebrow. "What, did you get amnesia or something?"
"No, I mean, he has ghost DNA..."
"Yeah...?"
"And the baby has his DNA..."
Her eyes widened. "Wait a minute, you-? I mean, you're kidding right? He's half ghost because of the whole portal accident, not biologically."
"Ever since the portal accident, being a ghost literally is part of him. He's biologically part ghost. And since the baby has his genes..."
"Please tell me you're kidding, with the genetics and stuff... I can't handle a ghost baby! What will I do if it decides to phase through the ceiling or something?!" she hissed.
"Well it's also a good thing you want the baby because you would be the only one willing to take care of it. And besides, Danny can train it when it gets older. That's a plus."
She twirled a small lock of her hair. A quarter-ghost baby... At least Danny had gotten his powers when he was fourteen but an invisible baby? She inwardly groaned. What the heck did Danny do to her?!
A/N
... :'( I know it's short! I know it was a long wait! I got so frantic I HAD to update! And I'm sorry for not finishing the chapter. :( Some stuff came up and it's just been really hard for me to get through. I know it's not an excuse but that's the truth of it all.
I really HAVE to say though...YOU'RE ALL EVIL! XD I mean, come on! Poor Danny! TWO GIRLS?! Are you TRYING to give him a heart attack? Those of you who haven't voted on the poll, it's still up on my profile. Make your opinion known because...two more daughters...double the boyfriends to shoo away...two more mini Sams...and more girl hormones. At this rate Danny's gonna REALLY have his work cut out for him! XD
And remember my facebook page. "Crypticmoonfang". Again, follow me if you wanna know what's up. It'll be used for fanfiction purposes only, such as questions ABOUT the polls (such as if you want another choice added), or if I need to put a story on hiatus for awhile. Naturally I will explain why.
And a last announcement: Any of you who like Gravity Falls, I've worked incredibly hard on a Gravity Falls AMV. Go to youtube and look up "gravity falls kryptonite". That video was the hardest video I've ever made in my LIFE. o.o Please check out the video. For my sanity, please do.
Obviously there will not be a quota. But there will be replies, as always:
SpeedyTomato7- Nope, just some random guy I threw in there. NO he's NOT the rapist, before any ideas are made. He's just...I dunno, a guy Danny really hates for now. Maybe he'll grow to be an actual character later but for now, he's just the guy Danny's ready to kill.
puppets4ever- ^.^ I was hoping for that little surprise effect!
AJ- Pfft, being weird is AWESOME! Why would anyone want to be normallll...? *drawl* I just don't feel comfortable giving away information about myself to people I don't quite know.
ShadowDragon357- Oh, that's just wrong! :( WHY did people assume Jazz is lesbian?! Where did I hint at that? They do. :) But I wanted to make a cute scene with the twins.
sammansonrepilica- No. She's not a lesbian. -_-" I don't know why people thought that. I don't know where I went wrong with it but no, she's not a lesbian.
HeroAce- XD Yeah, fat chance of that. Danny's super mega ultra protective of his family. Lilith's dating option aren't even slim to none, they're just...none. Lol! Yeah, can't think of a boy name... :/ I already got Danny Junior and I'm a girl, so boy names... Not that good at them. Push comes to shove and I wait too late to be picky, I'll simply choose one of my old friends' names. Like Devon or something. Well his DNA is infused with ectoplasm, and since the kid is Danny's...they'll be having powers. Superpowered baby! XD
Alisi Thorndyke- lol I actually realized that in the Gravity Falls episode "Little Dipper", Mabel calls herself the alpha twin, and I basically said Lilith was the alpha twin without even remembering that was Mabel's gig. Danny does his job a little TOO well... XD
glraxaystarfire katniss- Thank you so much for reviewing but...um... I'm sorry, I couldn't understand one thing you said. :(
blackoutphantom- :3 Well...I stopped it there to leave a cliffhanger. :( And then I made you wait so long for this crappy little update... Aw. :P My writing is nowhere near the best. It could be improved in so many ways! :) But that compliment just made my day! ^.^
Looka'sMagicHell- XD All I require is sweet tea. Just half a cup of sweet tea will send me into hyperdrive and it brings out a MONSTER! Grawr! I had fun writing Tucker's reaction, as well as Sam and Danny's fluffy moments. :D
Favorite Daughter Of Hades- -_- Danny's nickname hasn't changed. He's still Clueless 1. Poor guy. lol He didn't need to run. Danny threw him out. XD
TripleAAA1183- :( If you have zero confidence and think your writing sucks, I mean, just look at mine! :P Not good at all... But I guess I've improved. You should've seen my very first story. It was so terrible I took it down. XD It was just THAT bad. And yup, thoughts are fine. :P What am I gonna do, call the dream police?
Guest- ...Oh Lord. You must want to KILL them. o.o
You know, I'm really DYING to know... What pushed everyone to think Jazz was a lesbian?