~Chapter 33~

Sam sighed heavily as she sat with Tucker in the kitchen. The 'conversation' Danny was having with his sister couldn't be understood, exactly, but it was clear that the halfa. Was. Ticked.

"Any objection to me rescuing Jazz?" she drawled.

Tucker shrugged nonchalantly and replied, "Weigh it out. Which is worse, Jazz's stupid psych talks or Danny's rage?"

Sighing, she answered, "They're both about the same. But if there's one good thing about being pregnant, it's using my hormones to manipulate Danny."

Laughter broke out between the two. At least she was calm for now. And rational.

Tucker wiped a fake tear from under his eye and said, "If they're about the same, I think you should save Jazz. Danny's probably still a little shaken since he just found out you were pregnant. I know for a fact he was also extremely nervous when he proposed. And then Jazz did something to make him completely furious. I'd vote to save Jazz from his wrath, at least until he calms down."

Sam nodded in agreement. "Daddy Danny can be pretty intense. My vote's with her."

She stood up and turned around to walk out of the kitchen. If there was one thing she knew, it was that today was already a soap opera and Danny was probably stressed out. So stressed plus angry equals, apparently, one crazy furious Danny.

She walked into the living room and sure enough, there he was, fuming with his face all red and a vein ready to pop.

"Danny," Sam called out.

His eyes turned to her. "I told you to stay in the kitchen."

She crossed her arms and stared straight at him. "Your point?"

"My point is-"

She cut him off with, "Go."

His angry frown became a confused one. "Huh?"

"Go."

"Wait, I-"

"Go."

"But I jus-"

"GO. DANNY."

"I can do what I want, S-"

"I said GO NOW. Go to your room! Go! Right now, Fenton, you march your butt upstairs right now!"

His eyes narrowed and she expected some sort of comeback. Instead she got an incomprehensible grumble followed by him walking toward the stairs. He glared at her the entire way up and to prove his frustration, the door was slammed shut.

She took Danny's place and heard Jazz sigh in relief behind her.

"Oh, I can't thank you enough, Sam," she said. "But what about Danny? He'll still be ticked off when he comes back down."

The goth merely raised a hand in dismissal. "Don't worry about him. In the years I've been together with Danny, I've found the one thing that will distract any guy." She winked.

Danny continued grumbling to himself in his room. They weren't even married yet but Sam just... Well, technically, she did this just about every time he messed up. It was always something you would tell a child. She even grounded him one time! He wasn't allowed to build Leggos with the twins for one entire month, so he had to settle for eight-piece puzzles. That was just lovely. And he couldn't even count the number of times Sam sent him to his room. It was unfair, that much he knew. Jazz deserved to have her boyfriend kicked out. Then he gave her a taste of her own medicine with the lectures, and then he was the one who got punished?! He was just trying to be a good brother and this was the thanks he got?! And then that would be classified as 'fair', right? Because that was obviously so 'fair'.

And he wasn't harsh on Jazz's boyfriend! Compared to all the things he could've done, that was just politely asking him to leave. And technically, he did politely ask him to leave, just in a forceful way. And what would Mom and Dad think if they saw what he did, huh? If they knew what he knew? Hurmmmmm? He was positive they would have just as much to say about it as he did. Maybe even more, so he was fine!

Besides, he handled the situation delicately, which should prove to be enough. He could've ripped the guy's arm off to make sure he didn't come back, but he didn't. He could've punched him in the face, but he didn't. He could've killed him on the spot, but he didn't. And there were a lot of ways to die, too, so Jazz should've thanked him if anything!

And Sam! She was pregnant! Her hormones were nuts and he'd figured that out the hard way when he tried to argue with her while she was pregnant with the twins. She was so freaking defiant back then! It was like she just didn't hear him! Why wouldn't she just listen to him?! It wasn't like he would ever do anything to hurt her! In fact, he-

There was a knock on the door and he grunted, crossing his arms. The door was unlocked, whoever it was could just come on in.

The door opened and naturally it would be Sam. "Danny?"

He grunted again.

"Stop acting like a child," she said, moving closer to him. "Look at me."

He sluggishly turned his head. "Yes, dear?"

She rolled her eyes. "I have something for you. You'll love it."

"What is it? Am I getting a spanking next?" he grumbled.

"Grouch," she muttered under her breath. "Well I'm not spanking you but I can use my boot as a substitute."

He huffed.

"I came to cheer you up," she clarified. "Now will Baby Blue let me do that?"

"That nickname is gonna stick with me forever, isn't it?" he mumbled.

She smiled and said, "Absolutely."

The goth reached over to place a lingering kiss on his cheek, knowing he would take some hints. And just as she suspected, he turned his head to a point where the kiss moved from his cheek to his lips. Pfft. Boys. Kisses got them every time. But there was only one thing that would fully get their attention...

She pulled out a bag of chips from behind her back and he opened his eyes to see what the rustling sound was.

Food.

He immediately jerked his head away and grabbed the bag of chips, ripping it open and munching on the first chip his hand grabbed.

"Lime and vinegar; the most disgusting of all chip flavors and your favorite," Sam remarked.

He crammed several more chips into his mouth and replied, "M'yeah, well...when you get that gross tofu stuff instead of ice cream, you don't hear me complaining about how disgusting it is."

"Danny, tofu is a healthy alternative and it tastes way better than you think. How can you judge it when you've never even tried it?"

He swallowed and shoved only about a hundred more chips in his mouth. "Unless you count that one time you forced me to try it. It was gross, Sam. It was really gross. That's why in my notebook I drew Lilith pushing that weird tofu block away."

"Yes, thanks for that," she drawled sarcastically. "But I'm going to try to make our kids lead a healthy, vegan lifestyle. And I mean all of them." She put a hand over her stomach.

He swallowed again and yelled, "No! You can't make me go on diets!"

"Oh yes I can."

"They will eat meat. Not...not like Tucker does, but they'll eat meat. It's a big part of being human. Because humans are omnivores, not herbivores. They need to learn how to be a human, not a rabbit."

"Careful. I'll sit on you," she replied with a smirk.

He returned the action. "I can handle that. Now if you actually had some weight on you-"

"Like I will when I ready to pop?" she retaliated.

He frowned and his eyes widened. She had a point. When she was pregnant with the twins she gained about eighty pounds.

"Hey, do you have weird cravings?"

"You caught me eating raw pickles straight from the jar the other day, what do you think?"

Another good point. And before the pickles, he'd caught her eating celery and mushroom soup, a concoction she'd made herself and claimed it tasted flat out amazing. Well he tried it and it tasted anything but.

He smirked again and leaned over, quickly placing a kiss on her lips. She pulled away immediately and furiously wiped her mouth off.

"DANNY!" she shrieked. "THAT'S DISGUSTING! MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

Heh heh... Yeah, he knew it was. And now she got a bit of payback for unfairly making him go to his room. She got the taste of vinegar and lime. He laughed as she stormed out of the room to brush her teeth. REVENGE. It was always best served with a kiss. Score one for the ghost boy. Heh heh...

A/N

OMG I KNOW IT'S SHORT AND I'M SO SORRY! But I tried to make it funny...if that counts for anything... :'(

The problem right now is that my ideas have gotten too far ahead of the story right now! I'm already DYING to get to the teenage chapters!

I don't deserve your kindness or forgiveness (though either one would be greatly appreciated)! *drops to knees* No review quota! :'( I am undeserving...

But review replies, definitely:

HeroAce- :D SUPAH BABY! Yes! lol Wonder how Sam will deal with THAT? But don't worry, I have a plan in mind. One that Danny will hate SO BAD but will be forced to agreeing on anyway. ;D How is that possible, right? He's half ghost, he'll kick anyone's butts. WE SHALL SEE. To answer your other questions, nobody will know Sam is pregnant (not yet at least), and yes, Danny is close to graduation. ^.^ Looking forward to that scene!

AJ- No one should like normal. Weird is GOOD. ;D XD Yes, they wanted two girls! Poor Danny, he'll be completely outnumbered by females and Sam will have backup in later chapters if this keeps up! I think that's what they WANT, is to see him suffer from girl hormones. XD

sammansonrepilica- XD YOU TOO?! You guys are trying to kill Danny, I swear! lol It just cracks me up! But we all know he'll love having a girl or boy, or both even. He's turned into a family man. ^.^

ShadowDragon357- :/ You know, I don't know if it's an insult or a compliment... I literally had no idea what he/she was saying... You try to read the review and tell me if you can translate... :( I ain't gotz no cluez...

princessbinas- ... T.T I have NO clue what all the Punnet thing is... But gotcha, half or human. I'll correct that. :) Thanks for pointing that out, though, I must've looked like an idiot there! lol!

Harmony's Entropy- Touche, but she never had a crush on a girl either. The guy was just some random guy. I just felt like making Danny mad. Supposed to be an awesome day, he's getting another baby, he just proposed to Sam and she said yes... lol But now this happens. I had to ruin it, I really did. XD

BooksAreMyVideogames- XD Oh, you're all just trying to torture this poor guy...

FDoH- Heh heh...and imagine, if he comes back to the house or anywhere NEAR Jazz, he's gonna have a LOT of explaining to do.

I'm. Only. Human. Dude- XD They could, couldn't they?

TripleAAA1183- Aw, that's so sweet. :) But no, my writing just isn't good. I could improve so much.

LittleBoomBoom- Yup, Danny was Phantom at the time. He didn't have time to change back, too much was happening and it didn't cross his mind. lol But keep in mind, his DNA (as proven by the GIW in earlier chapters) contains both human and ghost genes, so even if he was Fenton at the time, the baby could still have traits of Phantom. And even if he was Phantom, the baby could still look exactly like Fenton (both with traits from Sam of course).

Thank you to all who have put up with me! :') You guys are so awesome!