Episode 5
Whimpering and Crying and Screaming
Previously on… Survivor…
At the Hunters camp, Yukari got on Bisky's nerves, even after Bisky rescued her in the prior vote. Giselle and Yukari formed the "Student-Teacher Alliance," likening it to the "Rockstar Alliance" of Survivor: David vs. Goliath, or even the "Mason-Dixon Alliance" from that same season. Ragyo continued to plot evil, while Sebastian stayed by her side.
At the Badlands, Loly gouged out both of Jasmine's eyes while Orihime watched in horror. Faye Valentine ran out of cigarettes and chose to quit the game.
At Masadora, Siesta chose to go for the Large-size advantage, but no one knew whether she got it or not. Then, back at the Ants camp, Killua based his entire strategy and hopes on Siesta having lost her vote. Once the Ants were sent to Tribal Council, Killua stayed strong with Yui and Bell, while Leone, Leafa, and Hinako all voted for Yui. Siesta, as it turned out, did not lose her vote, and she voted for Yui as well, sending Yui "to the house." Twelve are left. Who will be voted out tonight?
Day 13
Ants Tribe
(Bell, Hinako, Killua, Leafa, Leone, Siesta)
Killua is resigned to his fate, having lost in the previous vote.
"Well, you guys did it, you won," he tells the Big-Breasted Alliance. "Bell and I are easy pickings for you from here on."
"Oh, come on!" Leone exclaims. "I know ya aren't givin' up so fast! And besides, we want ya on our side."
"That's right," Leafa adds. "We want you to be with us going into the merge. We're going to try our hardest to win every challenge from here on out."
"Then, you will be part of our alliance as we go up against the Hunters," Siesta says.
Killua is not convinced.
"These girls talk like they want to work with me," Killua says, "but the fact is, they don't have any intention of doing so. Nevertheless, I'm not going to go around whimpering and crying and screaming. I'm going to look for an idol, and if I can't find one, I'll make a fake one."
Killua takes Bell aside in the afternoon, and the two go off looking for an idol.
"We need this beyond belief," Killua says. "We're sitting ducks if we lose the immunity challenge."
"But one idol's not going to save us," Bell says. "We need two."
The two of them look all over the place, and neither can find an idol.
"We went looking all day, and we couldn't even find one idol, let alone two," Bell says. "Killua seems pretty desperate, though. He's not going to give up. As for me, I'm here for the adventure. It's fun to look all over the place for stuff, even when I can't find anything."
As the Big-Breasted Alliance gathers around the fire for food, Killua takes Bell aside and begins his next plan.
"What are we doing now?" Bell wonders.
"We're making idols," Killua says. "Two of them."
"And just how are we going to do that?" Bell asks. "We don't have any material. All we've got are pillows and a hammock. We have to come up with a plan B."
Killua sighs. "Why are you just giving up?"
"I'm not giving up!" Bell exclaims. "But don't you see the other option?"
Killua stares over at the Big-Breasted Alliance, sitting around the fire, laughing and chomping on rice. Then he looks over at the shelter, seeing Hinako sleeping with Mr. Teddy Bear.
"That's it!" he exclaims.
"Pretend Mr. Teddy Bear is an idol?" Bell says.
"No, make an alliance with Hinako," Killua responds.
Bell nods to Killua, and he sneaks over into the shelter to see Hinako. He then taps her on the shoulder.
"Is it wake up time?" Hinako says sleepily. "Hina is tired."
"Hinako, it's Killua," Killua tells her.
"Killua voted for Hina! Killua is bad!"
"No, no, you don't understand," Killua says. "We didn't want you to go home. If Siesta wouldn't have voted, we would have had a tie, and then you would have been safe. We wanted you to stick around!"
Hina shakes her head. "Hina just wants to see Bro-bro."
"Hinako, vote with us," Killua says. "We want to vote for Siesta."
"Siesta? But Siesta is like Sis-sis to Hina."
"Again, if Bell, you, and me vote for Siesta, then it's a tie, and she stays around."
Hinako begins to pout. "Leave Hina alone!"
Killua shakes his head and walks out of the shelter.
"I've tried to convince Hinako, but it's just no use," Killua says. "She's, what, six years old? She doesn't understand the game at all. I don't know why she's even playing. And because of her, we're doomed."
Meanwhile, the Big-Breasted Alliance is having fun.
"Tell us about Masadora!" Leafa says. "I want to know all about it."
"Well, the hotel was of top quality, and the bed was very comfortable," Siesta says. "And the food…"
"Oh, cut to the chase!" Leone breaks in. "What's your advantage?"
Leafa shakes her head. "Please, Leone, I want to hear about the whole thing."
"But we need to know about the advantage!" Leone says. "Tell me!"
Siesta smiles. "So, this is my advantage," she says. "Wait until you see this!"
She pulls out Keroberos, the Superidol.
"I got the Superidol," she says. "This idol may be used after the votes are read."
"Wow!" Leafa says.
"Shut! Up!" Leone exclaims. "That's awesome! Good going, girl!"
Siesta gives a modest smile. "I took your advice," she says. "I went with the third Troopa shell from the left. I figured out what you meant by the number three."
"And guess what?" Leafa adds. "We can keep on getting advantages as long as we get sent there!"
"I know, right?" Leone says. "I hope I get to go there next!"
"We are in an amazing situation," Leafa says. "We know what Troopa shell to pick, so we can keep on getting advantage after advantage."
"We know the secret to getting all the good stuff!" Leone says. "Just keep getting sent back to Masadora, and keep on goin' for the big prize! Imagine all the stuff we can get! We're in the clear for good."
"My visit to Masadora has changed this game for us," Siesta says. "With the Superidol, all three of us in the Big-Breasted Alliance are safe. I'll even give it to Hinako if I have to. But right now, we seem pretty safe."
Masadora
(Yukari)
Jet knocks on Yukari's hotel room door.
No answer.
He pounds on it louder.
Still no answer.
"Yukari, you've got ten seconds to answer, or you're ejected from this game!" Jet shouts. "Ten, nine, eight…"
As he is counting, Yukari sneaks up from behind on him and taps him on the shoulder.
"Huh?" Jet says in surprise.
"Oh, hi, Mr. Black," Yukari says. "Boy, these guys really know how to party here in Masadora, don't they?"
Jet looks closer at Yukari. "You're drunk," he says.
"Am I?" Yukari replies. "I had something called a 'Miami Vice,' actually three of 'em. Does that count as making me drunk?"
Jet shakes his head. "How the heck did you go out partying when there's a strictly-enforced curfew? I've got to talk with my co-producers."
Yukari laughs. "Maybe I… convinced them."
"I don't want to hear any more," Jet says. "Let's go down to the marketplace to find out if you get an advantage."
The two take an elevator down to the marketplace.
"Okay, here it is, four Troopa shells," Jet tells her. "First, you have the choice of Small, Medium, or Large. A Small advantage would be something like an extra vote, or a fake idol. A Medium advantage would be a normal idol, or a Legacy Advantage. And a Large advantage would be a Superidol, or a Soul Gem for the Incubator. If you choose Small, there will be three winning Troopa shells and one losing one. If you choose Medium, there will be two winning ones and two losing ones. And if you choose Large, then there will be only one winning one and three losing ones."
"Hmmm…" Yukari says. "I'll take the Medium one."
"Very well then," Jet says, as he shuffles the Troopa shells. "Okay, now pick one."
Yukari closes her eyes, reaches out, and grabs the third shell from the left.
"Open your eyes and see what you got," Jet says.
Yukari opens up her eyes and sees a piece of paper with the words "Legacy Advantage" on it.
"Congratulations, you've won the Legacy Advantage," Jet states. "With this advantage, you may use it to gain immunity at the first vote after the merge, or at the Tribal Council with only five people left. But if you are voted out, you must leave it behind for someone else, a player you choose."
"Awesome!" Yukari says, staggering as she grabs the paper off Jet. "Now, gimme another Miami Vice!"
"Sorry, you're headed back to camp," Jet says. "Even if you're drunk."
Hunters Tribe
(Bisky, Giselle, Ragyo, Sebastian, Tsunade, Yukari)
Yukari arrives back to camp drunk, and Giselle is the first to greet her.
"Hey, Osaka!" Yukari exclaims. "Ready to take your math test?"
Giselle laughs, not realizing that Yukari is delusional. "Ha! I'll ace any test!"
Yukari then looks over at Bisky. "Chiyo-chan, you got an A again. Good job!"
Bisky facepalms. "Go home, Yukari, you're drunk."
Tsunade watches Yukari continue to go on with drunken delusions, and she shakes her head.
"Yukari is flat-out drunk," Tsunade says. "And as a result, the imbecility around this tribe continues. Giselle is nuts, Yukari is nuts, Ragyo is nuts. Those of us with sanity are in a bad spot."
Ragyo, meanwhile, continues to plot evil.
"Everything's set up for me to conquer this game," Ragyo says. "First, we cut the fat, voting out either Tsunade or Bisky. Then we merge, and I rule over this game with an iron fist. With my idol, no one will have any chance at getting me out. I've got this game by the balls."
Day 14
Reward Challenge
"Come on in, guys!"
The two tribes enter the reward challenge area.
"Hunters, getting your first look at the new Ants Tribe, Yui voted out last Tribal Council."
"Only a matter of time," Tsunade mumbles as the Ants come in.
"Okay," Jet says. "Shall we get to today's reward challenge?"
"Yeah!" everyone shouts.
Jet smirks. "Well, about that. First things first."
Everyone looks on in horror.
"Everybody drop your buffs," Jet says. "We are switching… things… up."
Giselle slams her buff to the ground angrily. Leafa, Leone, and Siesta look a bit nervous as they drop their buffs. Hinako clings to Siesta as she drops hers.
"I've got new buffs for all of you, hidden inside these Troopa shells. Go ahead and grab a Troopa shell."
All twelve players take Troopa shells off the plate handed to them by Jet.
"Now, shake out your new buffs!"
Leone takes hers out and sees it's still black, keeping her on the Ants Tribe. She looks over at Leafa, who is now holding a red one, part of the Hunters Tribe. She then looks to Siesta, but Siesta's buff is neither red nor black. Instead, it's purple.
"What?" Leone says in shock.
"That's right," Jet says. "We are switching from two tribes… to three. Everyone join your new tribe."
Leafa, Bell, Ragyo, and Giselle head over to the red mat. Leone, Killua, Tsunade, and Bisky go to the black mat. In between, Sebastian, Siesta, Yukari, and Hinako stand with their purple buffs.
"Red tribe is still the Hunters, black tribe is still the Ants. Purple tribe, you are the Phantoms."
Leafa shakes her head, not happy with the swap.
"I see that some of you aren't as happy as you were when you came in. Leafa, what's the problem?"
"Well, it's just that Leone and Siesta became close friends with me," Leafa responds.
"They're the Big-Breasted Alliance," Killua breaks in.
Jet smirks again. "So, a power alliance has been completely broken up. And how about this? All three tribes have two members each of the two previous tribes. That means that we could be headed for three purple rock-picking contests."
He rubs his hands together in excitement. Meanwhile, Hinako clings close to Siesta, feeling worried. Giselle simply shakes her head in disgust.
"Now, you guys ready to get to today's reward challenge?"
Most of the players nod in agreement.
"Very well then. For today's challenge, you're going to dig under a large bamboo cage. You'll pick it up, and go along the course, picking up five balls along the way, which are tied to tables. When you reach the finish, you'll attempt to land those balls in five targets. First to finish, wins reward. Wanna know what you're playing for?"
"Yeah!" the players shout.
Jet reveals an entire table full of KFC products.
"Kentucky Fried Chicken for everyone," he says. "We've got your classic chicken, we've got chicken strips, we've got wings, we've got popcorn chicken, and I'll throw in a biscuit and a big ol' cookie too."
The players salivate as they see all the chicken.
"Only the young people are allowed to eat, though," Jet says.
"What?" Tsunade says in shock.
"Ha ha, I'm just mashing your taters," Jet states. "The food is for everyone."
Tsunade breathes a sigh of relief. Yukari, meanwhile, is overjoyed.
"We gotta win this!" Yukari says to her tribe. "This is going to be great!"
"Wait a minute," Tsunade says. "I thought you were a vegan."
"Not anymore!" Yukari says.
Tsunade simply shakes her head.
"That big table is for the winning tribe. Second place, not as impressive, but one bucket of chicken for the tribe to share. And as you know, there are few problems that a bucket of fried chicken can't solve. Last place gets nothing. I know it's worth playing for, I'll give you a minute to strategize, and then we'll get started."
The players get all prepared for the challenge.
"For a big KFC reward!" Jet shouts. "Survivors ready? Go!"
All three tribes start out by digging under the cage. Bell is the first to go for the Hunters, while Bisky goes first for the Ants, and Hinako goes first for the Phantoms. The tiny Hinako is the first to get through to the other side. Bisky is second to make it, and Bell follows quickly afterward.
"Gotta get all four tribe members through!"
Giselle goes next for the Hunters, while Killua goes next for the Ants. Sebastian follows Hinako for the Phantoms.
"Everyone using the same strategy, getting the small members through first!"
Killua gets through first, and Tsunade follows him. Sebastian is next to get through, and Yukari is the next to go. Giselle is the last of the three to make it, and she is followed by Ragyo.
"Still neck-and-neck-and-neck at this point!"
Tsunade gets through first, and Leone is the final one to go for the Ants. Ragyo gets through next, and Leafa begins digging. Finally, Yukari makes it through, and it's Siesta's turn.
"All three big-breasted girls going last! Going to be tough getting your boobs under that cage!"
Leone squeezes her boobs under the cage, and the Ants have all four members through. As she gets up, she notices something hanging from the bottom of the nearest table of balls.
"Start carrying that cage, Ants!" Jet shouts.
Leafa has a hard time getting her breasts under the cage, but she is finally able to make it. Siesta is the last to make it through.
"Everyone carrying their now! Gotta get five balls!"
The Ants are the first ones to the first set of balls. Tsunade and Killua begin untying the balls. As they do, Leone pretends to help them. As she does, she reaches under the table and snags the item, slipping it into her pocket.
"Phantoms making up some ground here!"
The Phantoms quickly untie their first set of balls. Sebastian and Yukari get the balls out, and they head on their way to the second and final set of balls.
"Ants are in second! Hunters lagging behind in third!"
Leafa and Ragyo begin untying their balls. As they do, Leone looks over at Leafa and makes a slight motion with her hand, pointing down. Leafa notices the motion, and she starts feeling under the table while continuing to untie. She grabs the item and slips it into her pocket as well.
"Hunters having some trouble here! Phantoms are taking the lead!"
Yukari and Sebastian make quick work of the second set of balls, and they get them all untied.
"Once you've got to the finish, you can get out of your cage!"
The Ants follow shortly behind, and they get their final set of balls. The Hunters, slowed down a bit by Leafa sneakily grabbing the item, get their final set of balls last.
"Phantoms, you can start throwing!"
Yukari begins throwing the balls for the Phantoms, but it is a huge mistake. She misses badly on her first five shots, so Sebastian kindly nudges her aside and begins throwing.
"Hunters have caught up to the Ants! Start throwing!"
Bisky shoots for the Ants, and she gets her first ball in. Ragyo shoots for the Hunters, and she makes a couple.
"Hunters now in the lead!"
Bisky makes her second, but then Sebastian goes on a roll. He nails three shots in a row, causing Yukari to screech in delight.
"This one could go any way!"
Bisky gets her third one in, followed by Sebastian getting his fourth in. Ragyo then quickly gets two more.
"One shot away from a win!"
Ragyo shoots…
…
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…and misses.
"So close to going in!"
Sebastian shoots…
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…
…and misses.
"This is still up in the air!"
Bisky makes her fourth one in, leaving all three tribes with just one ball to go.
"Next one in wins!"
All three players shoot at nearly the same time. Only one of the balls goes in, the one belonging to…
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…Sebastian.
"Sebastian makes it! Phantoms… win reward!"
"KFC!" Yukari shouts, as she glomps Sebastian.
"Looking for one more!"
Bisky and Ragyo shoot at near-identical times, and one of them goes in, while the other one misses. The one that goes in belongs to…
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…Ragyo.
"And that's it! Hunters… win smaller reward!"
Giselle gives Leafa and Bell a high five. Meanwhile, Hinako, Siesta, and Yukari are dancing in a circle while holding hands, very excited about the chicken to come.
"Phantoms, Hunters, your reward will be waiting back at camp. You can head on out."
"Good luck," Leafa says to Leone as she begins to walk away. Leone nods her head, then she looks over at one of the Phantoms' tables, seeing the same item tied to the bottom of the table.
"Siesta!" she shouts.
Siesta turns and looks over at Leone. Both Leone and Leafa point in the direction of the table. Sebastian, Hinako, and Yukari have already raced out, wanting to get to their food as quickly as possible. The Hunters are also on their way out, not seeing the two point. The Ants are dejected from losing, and none of them pay attention.
"Good luck!" Siesta calls.
She then swiftly sneaks over to the table, grabs the item, before racing to catch up with her tribe.
"As for you, Ants, I got nothing for you. You can head back to camp."
The Ants head on their way out of camp, with Leone smiling as they go.
"Siesta, Leafa, and I all got the same item," Leone says. "This item could lead to us winnin'! Can't wait to see what it is!"
Badlands
(Jasmine, Loly, Lucian, Orihime)
"Hee hee, I got it!" Loly shouts.
She drops Orihime's second eyeball on the ground.
"Congratulations," Lucian says sarcastically.
"I've got four eyeballs right here!" Loly yells. "Want me to take yours out too?"
"No thanks," Lucian says, pushing up his glasses. "My eyesight is bad enough already."
He then goes back to reading a book he's brought with him. Jasmine and Orihime, both with no eyes now, sit in the sand in complete helplessness, while Loly stomps on their dislodged eyeballs in glee.
"I refuse to give up," Jasmine says. "It doesn't matter how bad it gets, it doesn't matter if Loly rips out my ears too. I'm not quitting, I want to win this game. I know medical can heal me after the game is over. I'm going to keep on fighting, even if I'm blind."
"Ichigo would be so proud of me," Orihime says. "I've stood up for myself and not allowed Loly to force me out. I'm sure Captain Unohana will heal me after this game, but for now, I'm going to keep on going."
Phantoms Tribe
(Hinako, Sebastian, Siesta, Yukari)
There is no shelter yet, but Yukari is chowing down on every piece of chicken she can get her hands on. She rips into each one with her teeth, throwing away the bones as quickly as she can, in order to get to the next one.
"Yahoo!" Yukari says. "This is what it's all about!"
Sebastian, meanwhile, spends most of his time serving the food to Siesta and Hinako, while sneaking in a couple of bites along the way.
"If I didn't serve this food to these girls, what kind of butler would I be?" Sebastian says. "This is what I do for a living, and any butler who doesn't do this isn't worth his salt."
Once the chicken is all eaten, Sebastian, Siesta, and Yukari work on putting together the shelter. Hinako watches as the others build it up.
"Hina loves chicken!" Hinako says. "And Hina is with Sis-sis! Hina doesn't feel so scared anymore!"
After the shelter is built, Siesta goes off on her own to take a look at the item she got.
"Leone pointed out the item to me, and I'm glad she did," Siesta says. "I would have completely missed it. I wonder what this is."
She opens up the small package, finding it to look like a puzzle piece. She then reads the note attached to it.
"This is a piece to the Super-Duper Idol," Siesta reads. "You must have all three pieces in order for this idol to have any power. Only one player may use the Super-Duper Idol. You use the Super-Duper Idol before it is time to vote. At that point, you send any player home you wish, without a single vote being read. Even if that player has a hidden immunity idol, he or she is still sent home. The only way to be safe from a Super-Duper Idol is to have won individual immunity in a challenge."
Siesta looks a bit overwhelmed.
"I'm a little nervous about this," she says. "If we put this idol together, we have the ultimate power. But only one player is allowed to use it. So, unless I'm the one who gets the Super-Duper Idol, I can be sent home. I trust Leone and Leafa, to an extent. But I want to be very careful about this. What if they want me gone? They could backstab me in the worst way."
Hunters Tribe
(Bell, Giselle, Leafa, Ragyo)
The four new tribemates gather together at the fire and begin eating the chicken. Giselle rips into one drumstick, while grabbing a wing.
"Hey, make sure there's enough for everybody!" Bell says.
"Yeah, let's split them up evenly," Leafa says. "Two for each person."
Ragyo reaches in to grab her pieces of chicken, while Giselle tries grabbing more. Ragyo calmly allows Giselle to have one of her two pieces of chicken, while Bell and Leafa each eat two.
"This is perfect," Ragyo says. "I've got my ally Giselle on the tribe with me, as opposed to two people from different alliances who are against each other."
As the players finish eating, Giselle picks up the bones from the other players' chicken and tries gnawing off whatever little meat is left.
"What's the matter with you?" Leafa says. "You're obsessed with food!"
"No, I'm not!" Giselle replies, as she sticks her teeth into a bone. "I'm just used to being treated like a queen. Did you know, as Pokémon League Champion, that I get to live in a mansion at the Indigo League headquarters? And that I am served four meals a day by butlers who work for the Pokémon League? I get breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a late-night dessert. And that's not all. I also get…"
Leafa and Bell tune out Giselle as she goes on and on. Leafa tries talking things out with Bell while Giselle goes on a monologue.
"I've got to work with Bell now," Leafa says. "He and I were in opposing alliances, but now we've got to stick together to force a rock-pull. Otherwise, we're doomed."
"Bell, I know we were against each other back at the Ants camp," Leafa tells him. "But honestly, I want to work with you."
"Hey, I'm willing to work with you, too," Bell says. "I just didn't understand why you guys ostracized Killua and myself from your plans."
"We found something that worked and we wanted to stay with it," Leafa says. "Look, I know Siesta, Leone, and I were close. But for now, the only way we make it to the merge is if we stick together."
"And if we pick rocks," Bell adds.
"Exactly. I'm willing to pull one for you. I'd rather take a 50-50 shot at surviving rather than allow those two a hundred-percent chance of eliminating me."
"I'm intrigued by Leafa's offer," Bell says. "But I honestly can't trust her. I don't think she'd pull a rock for me. The merge is so close, there's little chance we vote twice. That means that it doesn't really hurt for us to be split apart. She could turn on me in a heartbeat."
Later that night, Leafa goes off on her own and reads the note Leone had directed her to at the challenge. Her mind is boggled by the details after she's finished reading it.
"A Super-Duper Idol?" Leafa says. "If we all combine together with it? Now that's something else. We could hold the ultimate power in the game if we all make it to the merge together. In that case, I have no reason to work with Bell. I should just turn on him and take him out. What's more important is making the merge. Hopefully we can win a couple challenges, but if we don't, I'm turning on Bell."
Ants Tribe
(Bisky, Killua, Leone, Tsunade)
The Ants Tribe is the most divided of the three tribes. Bisky and Tsunade had split on the previous re-vote, and Leone and Killua had also split. None of the four gets along with the others.
"We're a pretty hopeless tribe," Bisky says. "I don't think any of us likes each other. I don't know how this next vote is going to go."
"I've got to find a way to work with Bisky," Tsunade says. "Otherwise, I am dead. I don't know what she's cooking up, but if I can't connect with her, I'm in deep trouble."
Bisky and Tsunade have it out over what happened prior.
"Why did you turn on us by voting out JoJo?" Tsunade asks. "Why not just pick rocks to save our alliance?"
"It wasn't worth it!" Bisky replies. "I had to plan my escape. I was able to make it through that vote as a result."
"Well, no matter what happened, we've got to work together, or else we're through."
"Sounds good to me!"
"I guess Bisky and I are back together as an alliance," Tsunade says. "But I can't be sure. I don't know if she's really on my side or not. I guess we'll see at the next vote."
Later that night, Leone looks at her note.
"Huh, a Super-Duper Idol," Leone says. "Sounds like something some crazy guy came up with. I gotta find out how to stick around for another vote! If all three members of the Big-Breasted Alliance are able to get to the merge, we'll have the ultimate weapon to use!"
But when Leone goes over to talk to Killua, things aren't too rosy.
"Listen," Killua says. "You have done nothing but go up against me since this game has begun. You haven't been friends with me at all. I don't have any reason to work with you."
"Oh, cheer up you ol' bugger!" Leone replies. "The two of us gotta figure out something or else we're going home!"
Killua sighs. "Why should I trust you?"
"Cause I'm the only one ya got left! Better to deal with the devil you know than the devil you don't!"
"I just can't trust Leone," Killua says. "But if I have to, I will vote with her. Bisky and Tsunade seem to be patching things up, but we really aren't. I'd rather join those two and take out Leone, than stick with Leone and pick rocks for someone I don't even like."
Day 15
Badlands
(Jasmine, Loly, Lucian, Orihime)
At this point, Jasmine and Orihime are starving, having no way of even finding the rice, as they are without eyes. Loly is eating all the rice herself, not even saving any for Lucian.
"You have to give me some of that," Lucian says.
"No way!" Loly responds. "What are you gonna do? I'll tear your tonsils out! I'll gouge your eyes out!"
"Gimme that rice or else," Lucian says sternly.
"Okay, open up your mouth," Loly says, and Lucian obeys.
Loly then reaches her hand into Lucian's throat. Lucian tries biting down to get her to stop.
"Open up your mouth, I'll tear out your esophagus!" Loly exclaims.
Lucian is able to push Loly away, but not before choking from having her reach down his throat. He coughs up some blood, while Loly laughs and eats the rice.
"That son of a $%#*& Lucian thought I actually cared about him," Loly says. "No way! I'll make his life miserable too! And those other two girls? They can cry their eyes out all they want. Oh, yeah, that's right, they have no eyes to cry with! What a bunch of morons!"
Jasmine calls over to Orihime, as the two sit in the sand, not knowing anything about their surroundings.
"How much longer are we going to be here?" Jasmine calls.
"I don't know," Orihime replies. "I'm ready to quit."
"Don't do that!" Jasmine says. "All our suffering will be in vain if you give up now."
"Okay," Orihime sighs.
"Even Orihime is ready to quit," Jasmine says. "But I won't. I saw what Silver went through as he returned to the game in Survivor: Crazy All-Stars. He risked everything for me. I'm going to do the same to him. I want to return to him with a million-dollar check. The only way to do that? Stick around."
Immunity Challenge
"Come on in, guys!"
The three tribes waltz into the immunity challenge area, literally. They are all doing a waltz as they join Jet.
"Everyone in good form right now," Jet says. "I like to see that. Now, first things first, I will take it back."
Giselle hands over the immunity idol to Jet.
"Thank you," Jet says. He then smashes the idol on the nearby table, breaking it into two pieces.
"Why did you do that?" Bisky wonders.
"Because there will be two immunity winners for this challenge," Jet states. "Only one tribe will go to Tribal Council."
The players murmur to each other as they hear this news.
"Once again, immunity is back up for grabs. For today's challenge, all four members of your tribe will toss coconuts into a basket. That basket is tied to a bunch of heavy puzzle pieces. Once you've got enough coconuts into your basket, it will tilt over the puzzle pieces and cause them to release. Then you've got to haul those puzzle pieces over to your table. You'll then all work together to solve a puzzle which is the logo of this season of Survivor. First two tribes to finish, win immunity, safe from tonight's Tribal Council. Losers, Tribal Council, where someone will be the fifth person voted out of this game. In addition, there's a bonus to the tribe that finishes first. They'll get to pick rocks to randomly choose one player from their tribe to go to Masadora, where advantages galore are waiting. I'll give you a minute to strategize, then we'll get it on!"
The four tribes line up next to their boxes full of coconuts.
"For immunity! Survivors ready? Go!"
All twelve players begin grabbing coconuts and throwing them toward their baskets. Giselle tries shooting them like a basketball, and she ends up airballing all of them. Yukari tries throwing the coconuts like a shot put, and she fails miserably as well. Bisky is the first to figure things out by tossing the coconuts underhand.
"There is a steep learning curve to this challenge!"
The Ants begin filling up their basket first, with the Phantoms in second, and the Hunters lagging behind in third.
"Ants close to releasing their puzzle pieces!"
Leone tosses in one more coconut, and the puzzle pieces release.
"You're good!" Jet shouts. "Now go!"
The Ants scramble to grab their puzzle pieces. All four players are pretty strong, so they grab the pieces quite easily.
"Hunters making a comeback! Getting close to releasing their puzzle pieces!"
Leafa throws one more coconut in, and her tribe's puzzle pieces come crashing down.
"Hunters, you're good! Go!"
Ragyo, Bell, and Leafa quickly begin moving their puzzle pieces. Giselle, though, has a hard time lugging them.
"Come on, Giselle!" Bell shouts. "You can do better!"
"I'm a Pokémon trainer, not a weightlifter!" Giselle snaps back.
"Phantoms getting close to releasing their puzzle pieces!" Jet shouts.
With two more coconuts, Sebastian releases the puzzle pieces for his tribe.
"Go, Phantoms!" Jet shouts. "You've got a lot of catching up to do!"
Sebastian and Yukari begin lugging the puzzle pieces, while Siesta and Hinako have to work together to carry theirs.
"These puzzle pieces are almost bigger than Hinako!" Jet exclaims.
"I'll help you, little Hinako," Siesta says with a smile, as she does most of the lifting. Hinako thinks she is helping, while Siesta is actually moving the puzzle pieces.
"Hina loves to help Sis-sis!" Hinako cries happily.
The Ants get all their puzzle pieces to the platform. The Hunters are right behind them, only about 30 seconds behind.
"Start working on that puzzle!"
The Phantoms are the last ones to get all their pieces to the platform. They begin working on their puzzle, but they are quite behind the other two tribes.
"You are familiar with what's on those blocks! It's the logo of this season!"
Bisky begins barking orders to the other three Ants, who obey her and put the puzzle pieces where she says to. Ragyo does the same for the Hunters. As for the Phantoms, Hinako is both too small to move the pieces and too young to figure out the puzzle. Sebastian has to lead the way in figuring out the puzzle for his tribe.
"Phantoms way behind!"
The Ants start getting close to finishing their puzzle, while Giselle tries copying off them.
"Hey, figure it out on your own!" Leone shouts to Giselle.
"Just keep working!" Tsunade exclaims.
About a couple minutes later, the Ants put their final puzzle piece in place.
"We got it, Jet!" Bisky shouts.
Jet runs over to see the puzzle.
"Ants think they have it! And they do… NOT!"
Bisky quickly realizes that a couple of the pieces are mismatched. She directs Killua and Tsunade to switch them. Meanwhile, the Hunters are having trouble, mainly due to mistakes by Giselle.
"Hunters hitting a dead-end here!"
"Come on, Giselle!" Leafa yells.
The Phantoms begin to make a comeback, getting their pieces in order. But it's the Ants who put their final puzzle piece in position, for the second time.
"We got it this time!" Leone shouts to Jet.
Jet comes running over to see their puzzle.
"Ants think they have it! And they do! Ants… win immunity!"
Leone and Bisky begin jumping up and down, while Killua gives a high five to Tsunade.
"Looking for one more!"
Sebastian continues directing Siesta and Yukari to the right spots. The Hunters can't catch up, because Giselle is still bringing down the tribe.
"We got it!" Yukari screams, as Siesta puts in the last piece.
"Phantoms think they have it!" Jet exclaims.
He runs over to check out their puzzle.
"And they do! Phantoms… win immunity!"
Yukari gives a chest-bump to Sebastian, while Siesta picks up a cheerful Hinako in her arms. Meanwhile, Leafa gives a look of disgust to Giselle.
"Congratulations, Ants and Phantoms, come get your immunity idol."
Bisky rushes over to get the bigger piece of the now split-apart idol. Yukari grabs the lesser piece.
"Ants, we also have an order of business to take care of," Jet says. "One of you gets to go to Masadora. I've got a bag of rocks here. Whoever pulls out the white rock gets to go."
The four Ants grab rocks out of the bag that Jet holds out to them.
"Now, reveal!"
Killua looks down to see a white rock in his hand. Leone sees a black rock in her hand, and she spikes it to the ground angrily.
"Killua gets to go to Masadora, a place he has been to before – not in this game, but outside the game!" Jet says. "Killua, I'll have a helicopter for you. The rest of you Ants, as well as you Phantoms, can head back to camp. Have a nice night."
"Good luck!" Bisky tells Killua.
"Thanks," Killua replies. "I look forward to it."
The Ants and Phantoms head out of the immunity challenge area.
"As for you, Hunters, I got nothing for you except for a date with me at Tribal Council, where someone will be the fifth person voted out of this game. You've got tonight to figure out who that's gonna be. Head on out, I'll see you tonight for Tribal."
The four disappointed Hunters trudge on out of camp.
"Giselle blew it for us," Leafa says. "Part of me wants to vote for her. But if I do that, Bell might spring a trap on me and join the other two to vote me out. I don't know what I'm going to do."
Hunters Tribe
(Bell, Giselle, Leafa, Ragyo)
Ragyo and Giselle immediately begin scheming as they get back to camp.
"Shall we vote for Leafa, or Bell?" Ragyo asks with a sinister smile.
"Hmmm…" Giselle replies. "I don't know. Who do you think?"
Ragyo then whispers a name in Giselle's ear.
"Ooh, I like it!" Giselle exclaims.
"Giselle may have won a million of those tournaments she brags about, but she's so easy to control," Ragyo says. "She's like a certain President I've heard about. When it comes to book smarts, he's a moron, but when it comes to street smarts and mafia don behavior, he's a savant. Giselle is much the same way. I control her the same way a foreign government controls that President."
Leafa and Bell, meanwhile, talk to each other about the challenge and the upcoming vote.
"I can't believe we lost," Bell says.
"Yeah, me too," Leafa says. "We were in a good position before Giselle screwed us up."
"Should we put two votes on Giselle?" Bell asks.
"Hey, I'm in," Leafa replies.
"I don't know if I want to go to rocks for Bell, but I do know this: Giselle cost us that challenge," Leafa says. "The faster she's out of here, the better."
"If it comes to rocks, I doubt I'll pick one for Leafa," Bell says. "But who knows, maybe Giselle is stupid enough that she'll vote for Ragyo, then get sent home herself. You just never know with idiots like her."
Tribal Council
(Hunters)
The four Hunters enter the Tribal Council area with their torches. They then set them down in their designated place. As they do, Giselle drops hers on the ground.
"This one didn't make it past the Tribal Council area. I'm afraid it's been voted off the island," Giselle jokes as she picks it up.
"That's a good place to start," Jet says, as the players take their seats across from him. "Giselle, you failed in that last challenge on an epic level. Why shouldn't everyone else vote you off the island?"
"Simple," Giselle replies. "I am the greatest Pokémon trainer to ever play Survivor. Heck, I'm greater than any Pokémon trainer who hasn't played Survivor. And I…"
Bell cuts her off. "Giselle, you sucked at that last challenge. Admit it."
"No way!" Giselle replies. "I'm not even about to admit that I stunk it up at that last challenge and didn't know what I was doing!"
Everyone else laughs over this comment, including Jet.
"Maybe the reason you should keep Giselle around is for her unintentional humor," Jet states. "But there's another factor as well. Ragyo, you and Giselle were part of the same tribe. Leafa and Bell were part of the other tribe. Does this factor into tonight's vote?"
"Of course it does," Ragyo says. "You can't forget the old alliances, and Giselle was part of mine. This vote will be all about trust."
"But as for you two, Leafa and Bell, you weren't part of the same alliance, am I right?" Jet says.
"We weren't, but we're willing to work together now," Leafa replies.
"Absolutely!" Bell adds. "We have no other choice."
"Does this mean we could be headed to rocks?" Jet wonders.
"Only time can tell," Bell says. "If it's two versus two, we're going to have an interesting showdown here. I don't know whether it's better to get voted for, or to not get voted for. It's a 50-50 shot either way."
"Okay," Jet says. "It is time – "
"Wait!" Giselle shouts.
Leafa and Bell look on with shock, thinking Giselle has some sort of an advantage she's about to pull out.
"Yes, Giselle?" Jet says.
"I think it's time we turn this place into The Jeff Probst Show," Giselle says. "We need to have a talk about some sort of social issue. Then we can promote the show by saying that we take on the hard and heavy-hitting issues of today's world. I can start. How about we talk about…"
"How about we get to the vote?" Jet states sternly. "It is time to vote. Bell, you're up first."
The Tribal Council theme plays as the players go to vote.
Bell goes to vote.
Giselle goes to vote.
Leafa goes to vote.
"Giselle, you may be the best in the world at what you do, but you're not so good at this game," Leafa says. "My vote is for you."
Ragyo goes to vote.
After the players are finished voting, Jet addresses the players. "I'll go tally the votes," he says.
He walks over to the voting booth, grabs the voting urn, reaches in, rearranges the votes, then returns to his usual spot.
"If anyone has a hidden immunity idol, and you would like to play it, now would be the time to do so," Jet states.
Ragyo, who has a real idol, does not make a move.
"Okay," Jet says. "Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
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"First vote… Giselle."
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"Giselle. That's two votes Giselle, two votes left."
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"Bell. Two votes Giselle, one vote Bell, one vote left."
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"We have a tie," Jet says, showing the final vote for Bell. "Now, here's what's going to happen. Bell, Giselle, you will not vote. Leafa, Ragyo, you will vote for either Bell or Giselle. If there is another tie, and if the two of you cannot come to a unanimous decision of which player to go, then you two will pick rocks, with the player with the purple rock going home. It is time to revote, Leafa, come get the voting urn."
Leafa grabs the voting urn as the Tribal Council theme "Tally the Vote" begins to play again.
Leafa goes to vote.
Ragyo goes to vote.
"You may not understand this vote, but it's for the best… for me, that is," Ragyo says.
"I'll go tally the votes," Jet says.
Jet goes over to the voting booth, grabs the urn, then returns to his usual spot.
"I'll read the votes. First vote…"
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"Bell."
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"Fifth person voted out of Survivor: Greed Island, Bell Cranel."
Bell shakes his head at Leafa. "I knew I couldn't trust you," he grumbles.
"You need to bring me your torch," Jet tells Bell.
"Hey, everyone!" Bell shouts. "Don't trust Leafa!"
Leafa looks down solemnly, while Bell brings his torch over to Jet.
"Bell, the tribe has spoken," Jet says, snuffing out his torch. "It's time for you to go."
Bell walks out of the Tribal Council area in a huff.
"If this vote was all about trust, we found out tonight who you can trust, and who you cannot," Jet states. "Grab your torches, head back to camp, good night."
The three Hunters take their torches and head back to camp.
"I was looking for an adventure, and I found one," Bell says. "Unfortunately, I won't have all that much money to bring back to Hestia, but this was a fun time nonetheless. I just wish that Leafa had stuck her neck out for me, because I was willing to do so for her."
Who voted for whom:
Bell – Giselle
Giselle – Bell
Leafa – Giselle, Bell
Ragyo – Bell, Bell
Scenes from our next episode:
Killua has his chance to get an advantage at Masadora:
"Go ahead and make your pick," Jet says. "Just be aware that the wrong pick will cost you your vote."
"I understand," Killua replies, reaching out to grab a Troopa shell.
Leafa wonders if she'll have any chance to make the merge:
"I took a calculated risk in voting out Bell," Leafa says. "There was a 50-50 shot that I would have been gone anyway had I picked a rock. But if we lose this next challenge, I'm going home for sure."
And the stakes are raised at the next immunity challenge:
"We'll only need one of these today," Jet says, grabbing the bigger-sized part of the broken immunity idol. "Once again, immunity is back up for grabs… for one tribe only. The other two losing tribes will have to vote."
A/N: On a serious note…
RIP Rudy Boesch
A Survivor icon. An American hero.
