He swooped into the great hall. He waited. He turned invisible. He waited paciently. He was
Peeves. He would show the ikkle firsties that Hoggywarts was his teratory
The firsties slowly walked into the hall, each one waiting for the Sortee hat to speak.
Then he played the prank. He didn't think it would change anything, no he didn't. It was
like he always did for normal ikkles, waterballoons and jumping out of the walls to throw
stinkbombs
His first target was the piggy boy, red hair. He was sure he was a brother to the twinies,
but they can't prank him, he was better at pranking than they were. He Swooped, his body
half in the cealing and half out, and let the stink bomb fall.
The piggy yelled, and the mejority of the firsties next to him put a hand over their noses
and shuffled away, Looking around feerfully.
He grinned. They feered him. They should.
His second target was a bushy haired shorty who was trying to hide behind the croud, while
appearing to be standing normally. She looked like a slythy. Sally would be so proud, he
would. He grinned. "PEEVESY WELCOMES YOU TO HOGGYWARTS," He cheerfully yelled and threw 3
more stink bombs into the croud. The bushy haired shorty got fully blasted, and she smelled
worse than the piggy, and after a few seconds, the smell of the great hall was so bad that
even he, Peeves, could smell it while his head was partially stuck in the cealing. As one
great last prank, he turned invisible but still solid and swooped next to McGonoggy
Then he grabbed a small sprayer and sprayed it sneakily into the hat. Peeves had done his
job. He swooped back up and turned visible, waiting for McGonoggy to chase him out. It was
a part of his prank.
She didn't even notice as she entered the great hall. She sniffed and put a hand over her
nose. "PEEVES!" She yelled. "I WILL INFORM THE BLOODY BARREN ABOUT THIS!"
He cackled as he swooped and lertched from one side to another, all while flinging small
apples at her. "STOP THIS AT ONCE!" Her tone was furious now, and even he shivered. But he
continued to throw apples at her and she drew her wand and with a flick, sent them back at
him. He threw his body to one side and the apples, all 37 apples he'd gotten, were flung
into the first year's faces and some even flue into open mouthes. He cackled, his voice
reverberating throughout the great hall.
Then he stopped.
His body couldn't move. His voice couldn't be heard. His body was solid. He couldn't hear.
Then he could hear, and it was still silent. But no, he could hear drum beats which oddly
sounded like the war drums sally had beet at day and night to annoy Gryffee. And they were
getting closer and faster.
He could hear people shouting something that resembled a war song(Peeves wondered if those
even existed. But he could feel his connection to Hoggywarts increase. He could feel it
awaken slowly.
Hogwarts, vakna.
Við holdum hliðinu.
Hogwarts, vakna
Við verðum að halda afram."
Their voice grew soft, he had to strain his ears to hear them. He felt the magic around him
change. He frowned. What had happend? He hadn't done anything to annoy the Hoggywart had
he? It had just been a prank
Farið fra hefðum sem skaða namsmennina og kastalann
Syndu þeim glasileika þinn
vid holdum hliðinu."
Their voices suddenly grew in volume as they shouted,
"slepptu fjorinu!"
The drums gave a last, mighty beat that shook peeves body around like a rag doll, then
stopped beating and the castle shoock, as the wood around them creaked and shattered into
many peaces. The intire students were shouting, some in pain and some angrily as the wooden
chairs cracked and exploded. The firsties were shaking, some had even ran away in different
directions.
Dumbledore suddenly hurried into the great hall, a look of eargency on his face. Raising
his wand, it let out three massive booms which made the first years even more frightened.
"Sonorus. Everyone, calm down, please. We have found who did this, and we shall be having a
talk with him about using Ventriloquism to scare our students. As for the wooden chairs, it
is prob-*coughs* is a cooperater with the pranker, and shall also be punished."
AN, Random events fic. No events intended.
Long story short, I wanted a story about peeves helping Potter anonymously, but. Maybe I'll
try in the next chapter? I don't intend to abandon this one considering that this isn't
half bad to me. but any reviews pointing out issues of mine would be appreciated.