"DAMN IT DEKU YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!" The blonde hair boy roared at the top of his lungs. Izuku just sat there puzzled with an eyebrow raised and slight confusion on his expression. "Take your cloths out of the fucking dryer before I blow you to hell" he said with utmost seriousness, his eyes flared into dekus soul like he was the grim reaper. "But I had them in there first, it'll only take a few more minutes kacchan- c he couldn't finish his sentence as the deranged blonde grabbed him by his collar and threw him threw the font double doors of U.A. Glass broke everywhere as izuku went flying through them and finally rolled to a halt. Bakugo walked around 20 feet from him, breathing heavily and not taking his eyes off of him. "IF YOU CAN BEAT ME IN A FIGHT, THEN YOU CAN FINISH WASHING YOUR STINKY FUCKING BITCHASS CLOTHES" he said so loudly everyone woke up and ran downstairs to see the commotion.
Deku didn't want to do it and started to attempt reasoning when the psychopath launched himself at young Midoriya with an explosion powered leap. Deku tried to jump away but was cut on his pants right by his thighs. He managed to jump away and land where bakugo was standing before he launched his attack and bakugo recovered from his miss, turning around gritting his teeth mercilessly. "ALL YOU EVER DO IS RU-" he stopped talking and just started at izuku. This has to be the first time he had ever seen him speechless. Everyone watching started to gasp abs mumble as well. "Are those his fucking balls?!" Jiro said as she covered her mouth and eyes, turning around and shuddering.
That's when Deku felt the cold wind blow against his nutsack. - NO! Deku thought to himself, his face turning a cherry color while trying to hide his enlarged testicles when kacchan cut my pants he also managed to slice my underwear too - he thought again as he gained an insanely worried look on his face as he examined all of the people around him. Some were in disgust, most were in shock. He wanted to start explaining himself when Bakugo let out a piercing screech. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST HAVE THE BEST QUIRK IN THE WORLD HANDED TO YOU, AND TRY TO FLEX YOUR STUPID BIG NUTS TO ME?!!!! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!!!!" And before izuku could even decipher what he was trying to say, they were out. Katsuki has has balls rubber banding and his waist, making them pop out looking like veiny brains.
"FIGHT ME NOW FAGGOT" he screamed as he lowered his pants to his knees and starting shaking his balls around mercilessly. Izuku started in horror and his balls moved around so fast, clapping against his thighs and abdomin.
That wasn't even the worst part. Kacchan has a sinister death grin that would put stain's to shame. He then grabbed his nuts that had to be at least one foot in diameter and lept at Midoriya all while swinging them around like a lasso.
Deku knew what had to be done and activated full cowling, allowing his nuts to reach a bit bigger size than kacchans. He powered up and jumped bakugos way swinging his nuts in his hand the same way as he was. "LETS SEE WHOSE BALLS ARE STRONGER PUSSY BOY"
"KACCHAN" he said as they were near collision with each other...