Fucking kids and their questions.
I don't want to be late for this meeting with you.
Trust me.
If I could get away with telling my students to go fuck themselves and read the damn textbook I would.
For you.
But you probably wouldn't appreciate that kind of candor.
Outside of the bedroom of course.
I'm walking as fast as I can to my office. Shit. I almost spilled my coffee.
After taking the steps two at a time, I hurriedly try to compose myself. I feel a trickle of sweat run down my back. I've never been more thankful for a black button down in all my life.
I check my watch. 2:14.
This is good.
Enough time to check my email. Return a phone call to Professor Wheeler. Straighten up my office.
This is great.
Finally making it to my office, I unlock the door and immediately close it behind me.
I slam myself down in my chair and exhale heavily. Haaaaaa.
14 minutes until my office hours start.
44 until you get here.
