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Subject: Unavailable to Assist in Ireland
Dr. Masen,
I regret to inform you that I am no longer able to attend the Study Abroad trip to Ireland next semester. Certain unforeseen familial circumstances require me to spend part of the semester at home.
While I understand that this is cutting it close to the deadline for required faculty, do not worry. I know that you would need a replacement graduate assistant for the semester, and I do have a few recommendations for my position:
Timothy Edwards - School of Business
Reagan Morgan - School of Business
Isabella Swan - School of Social Sciences
Emmett Cullen - School of Social Sciences
Again, my apologies for being unable to work with you next semester. If you need anything from these students, you have their permission to reach out to them at your earliest convenience. I have notified them of your schedule and they are well informed about the trip.
Best,
Angela Cheney
Oh, Angela.
Angela, Angela, Angela.
I could just hunt you down and kiss the shit out of you.
You know.
If you weren't already married.