Walking up to the bar, I couldn't help but chuckle as I walked in. Everyone looked at me as I walked over to a table and sat down, with me throwing my feet up on the table. Seeing a group approach me, they placed their hands on my legs and pushed them off. "Respect the bar, asshole!" The leader of this group said, with me looking at him.
"Respect my authority." I said, throwing a knife attached to a chain at him, stabbing him in the throat. Seeing him choking on his own blood, I pulled back and watched the blade cut the throats of the other three, killing them. "The first one to bring me Straight, will get the grand prize of these kind foke's bikes, plus Straights bike." I said, with everyone getting up and making their way over to me.
One of them grabbed me and hoisted me up, with me grinning at them even more as he glared at me. "Get out of my bar." He said, making me laugh. "Did I say something funny?" He questioned, tightening his grip on my coat.
"Just this." I said, stepping on his knee and back flipping away, breaking it in the process. Landing on the ground, I grabbed a mans fist as he threw a punch at me, with me getting behind him and breaking it. Seeing two others charging at me, I tossed the man at them, knocking them over.
Four of them came at me, with one of them having a crowbar in hand. I bent back from the crow bar and watched as he hit his friend, breaking his jaw. Leaning forward, I headbutted him, knocking him back. Ducking, I tripped the third and then uppercut the fourth while kneeing the thirds face.
Two more came at me, with me grabbing their heads and forcing them to hit the other, knocking them out. Seeing a man coming up from behind, I tossed my knife chain backwards, stabbing him in the chest and pulling him forward, with me kicking the blade deeper, killing him.
Seeing another one coming at me with a knife, I brought my foot down on the table and kicked it up. Spinning around, I kicked the table at him, with him breaking his wrist on impact as there was a loud crunch. Running over to him, I drop kicked him in the face, watching as he went flying away. Landing on my hands, I flipped myself back, landing on my feet with my hands behind my back, grinning at everyone.
One of them came at me with a bat, with me bringing my foot down on his knee, bending it the other way. He screamed as one of his friends charged at me, where I leaned back and watched him punch the one who had the bat. Grabbing his head, I tossed him over to the counter, watching him break it in two.
Hearing a bike outside, I looked at the door and watched as Straight walked in. He was snorting crack on his arm as he walked in, but stopped once he saw that everyone was taken out. Looking at me, I saw the front of his pants turn a darker color, making me laugh at him. He went to run, but it was already too late.
I tossed two chains with knives on them, stabbing him in the hands. Pulling back, I watched as he flew over to me, with me kicking him in his spine, followed by a loud crunch sound. Seeing him hit the ground, I wrapped both chains around his neck and proceeded to drag him out. Once outside, I looked at the giant Gun and tossed the chains up, with me pulling on them, watching as he was hung.
"He thrusts his fist against the post, and still he insists he sees the ghost." I said, laughing as he was kicking against the wall, trying to get his feet down. Seeing him stop, I let the chains go and watched him fall onto the bikes, knocking them over. Walking over to him, I took the chains off, with me putting them away. "I like these things, they just might be my new favorite weapon." I said with a laugh, where I turned to the city. "Buda, I'm coming for you." I said, with me walking over to a bike and hopping on, where I started driving towards the city.