What the fuck is that?
What the -
"Ow! What the fuck?" I jump up and look around. Damn, my eyes hurt.
"Rise and shine Honey!"
"Mom, what the hell?" I groan. I roll over and throw my arm over my face. Jesus.
"Breakfast is ready and your brother is here. Chop chop."
I groan long and loud. Waiting until she leaves, I roll back over. After a minute there's a loud knock on my door. "Move your ass." I jump up and give the door a finger.
Fuck. Sitting up and rubbing my eyes I exhale heavily. A shower is definitely in order.
Clad only in a towel, I throw myself back onto my bed. Closing my eyes and breathing deeply, I rest. Get my mind right. Then sit up. Taking a moment to stare at the wall, I jump at the buzzing of my phone, having zoned out.
Frowning in confusion, I pick up my phone from it's charging pad and check the screen.
'Fat Booty Baby.'
Isabella Marie Swan.
Fuck.
Me.
A/N: One of my favorite Edward's in all of FanFic is from Higher by SexyLexiCullen. The line that always kills me is "Smoking a fat blunt with my fat booty baby..." Gives me life every time.