Gamelover41592- Yeah, I think the full total was 6 or 7 phases to the battle. Also, I forgot about the uncultured swine thing because I started using it as an insult.
Okay, so this chapter is meant to give Kirby reasoning to hunting down that cake behind "plot reasons". It's special to him. Also Owen is 13.
"Owen! I'm home!" Kirby said as he walked in, a shopping bag in his hand. He couldn't wait to surprise him.
"What's it the bag, daddy?" Owen asked. One thing that always made Kirby smile was how Owen still called him daddy.
"I have a surprise for you!" Kirby announced. Owen was instantly at attention.
"What is it?! What is it?! What is it?!" Owen frantically asked.
"Take a look inside and tell me what you see," Kirby said as he opened the bag. Owen peeked in and started listing off what he was seeing.
"Um...sugar, flour ...baking soda, baking powder, whipped cream, straw-GREAT YUMMY CAKE! Are we making strawberry shortcake?!" Owen exclaimed. Kirby laughed.
"Well, I figured since we like it so much, we could try making our own...without nearly burning the house down," Kirby explained.
"Hey, you never let me use the oven!" Owen protested. "How was I supposed to know that we can't/shouldn't cook with the fire ability?" Kirby laughed again, causing Owen to start pouting.
"Owen, I have told you before that you are too young to use the stove without me watching!" Kirby said as he fought back snickers.
"Oh yeah? Well...I'm taller!" Owen fired back. It was true. Owen was now almost as tall as King Dedede. Kirby was a little ashamed that he was a little jealous of Owen being taller.
"I'm still older then you," Kirby replied, causing Owen to pout again. "But how about we get cooking?"
"Okay!" Owen said as he quickly perked up again.
"Okay, so we set the oven to 400 degrees and then let that heat up," Kirby said.
"So why can't we just use the fire ability?" Owen said.
"Do you want to get grounded again?" Kirby asked. Owen pouted again.
"It was one time!" Owen protested, failing to realize that one time was more then most kids get.
"Owen, that explosion was visible from Cloudy Park!" Kirby replied, remembering that the blast had brought Adeleine and Ribbon(who had been visiting and had grown close with her) running.
"Hey, can we share the cake with them?" Owen asked.
"I guess we could invite Adeleine and Ribbon when we finish," Kirby agreed.
"Yay!" Owen cheered.
"This is really good!" Adeleine exclaimed. Once the cake had been finished(and Kirby and Owen cleaned up the mess), they went through with their plan to invite the two girls.
"Yeah! Thanks for inviting us!" Ribbon said as she gave Kirby a kiss. He started blushing.
"No problem...it was Owen's idea…" Kirby said sheepishly.
"Yeah!" Owen said proudly.
"What are we gonna do with the last two pieces, daddy?" Owen asked.
"We can eat them tomorrow, I guess," Kirby said as he set the last two pieces aside.
Okay, so maybe this isn't the best way to justify Kirby beating everyone up for cake, but hey, I am grasping at straws here. Next time, we start Squeak Squad.