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Shinpachi closed the door behind him after Gintoki kicked out the purple stalker he found under his desk. "Gin-san, why don't you try doing what Zenzou said last time?"
"Huh?" he crossed his leg as he leaned back on his chair.
"Why don't you give Sacchan a chance and just show her you're not worth it."
"Oi! Are you insulting me, glasses?" he felt attacked.
"You're probably next to Hasegawa-san in terms of uselessness Gin-san, for sure Sacchan will figure out there's a lot of guys better than you."
"Oi! why are you comfortably insulting your dear Gin-san after all that I've don't for you, you brat." He stared outside the window to give it some thought.
"Plus, you're getting old- "he paused after hearing the man leave his chair and enter his room.
"Fine Fine!"
"Gintoki! It's still morning why are you already downing that alcohol? If you want to die, I and Catherine will assist you." Otose nagged at her tenant.
He placed the bottle down slowly, wiping his mouth. "I need some liquid courage for something I'm about to do."
"Hmm? What is it this time?" she worriedly asked as rolled smoke from her mouth.
"Gin-san will ask Sacchan to be his girlfriend today" Kagura answered while finishing whatever remains inside the rice cooker.
"Hmmm?"
"They said she will leave him in a week because he is useless and pathetic, women prefer successful hard-working men and they always notice those men when they are in a relationship." She chattered as she ate Shinpachi's share.
Otose just gave him a look. "I understand you're tired of her antics but I don't see this ending well Gintoki..." she warned.
"It's worth a shot, if it doesn't work then I'll find some other way." He finished his bottle and left to go upstairs.
"That's not what I mean, idiot. It's never good to toy with a woman's feelings even if she's a stalker." She yelled.
He entered his room and looked around for any suspicious movements or items.
"Hey Sadaharu!" calling his overly sized dog.
It sniffed around and barked at the side drawer by the entrance of the kitchen. He slowly moved towards it and pulled on the first compartment and sighed when he found what, or rather who he was looking for.
"Get out of there, we need to talk." He turned and took his place on the couch, arms crossed.
She slowly lifted herself up and quietly landed on the floor. He was somehow impressed by it, he once wanted to be a ninja when he was little after all.
"What is it Gin-san is something wrong?" she kneeled on the floor in front of him, looking up at him with worry.
"No." he breathed. "You can stop doing that now. I'll go out with you."
"What?" she blinked.
"I said, I will go out with you so stop creeping in my house." He continued.
"Are you playing a prank on me?"
"No. But remember I have my rules, break one of them and I will dump you!"
Her face brightened and Gintoki sure saw flowers around her for a moment.
"You're not joking?! Can I tell Otae?" She awfully looked happy.
"You can tell whoever you like." He was keeping a straight face.
"Anybody?!"
"People will be seeing us outside so keeping it is out of the question."
"Really?!" she got up and immediately gave him a hug. "Gin-san I love you!"
So it begins.
The man across Hinowa's shop shooed off another group of children scamming people for money.
"There have been so many of them lately" Hinowa appeared behind him placing a plate of dango. "How are you and Tsukuyo? It's been a month since you started dating but I'm still surprised." She smiled.
"I don't know which part of dating you're asking but I'd say it's all good. Specially the puff puff action." He grinned but immediately regretted it when he felt two kunai pierced his skull. "Oh, hi there darling." Darling? Turning around to greet the owner of the weapons.
"Hi there, baby" she smiled smoking on her pipe. "So, where are we going today?"
"Let's go watch a movie and maybe a drink after. I already sent Kagura and Shinpachi to Otae's so we can stay out late tonight."
"She sounds like an ex-wife having custody of the children." Giving him a side-eye.
"Are you jealous?" He smiled. "She and Kondo are together." He took the kunais off her hair and replaced them with a helmet. "Let's go."
They arrived at the movie house and he got them both some popcorn and soda. They were watching a cheesy love story which Tsukuyo seems to enjoy but he vividly remembered going to the cinema is more enjoyable than what they are doing now.
He remembers Sacchan dashing inside the building dragging him behind her. She'd get them their tickets and food and she would always choose the seats at the back excitedly waiting for the lights to go off.
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