Lady Body, a voluptuous woman wearing a mannish-looking black suit. A red ascot is around her neck, she conceals her face behind a veil structured within a yellow-wire frame, and a yellow fedora is atop her head.

Peaceful, an older man wearing dark glasses. He is clad in blue trousers, coat, and a black-and-white striped shirt; a red beret forms the rest of his regalia.

Senor Circular, a dapper, elegant man in a well-tailored white suit. His face is fleshless, leaving only the bare bones revealed.

Stepladder, what appears to be an elderly woman wearing a white-cuffed black dress, with a red shawl around her shoulders, in a wheelchair and carrying a white cane with which she gestures. Her head is unseeable behind a lampshade, and a white rabbit is on her lap.

The Undoubtedly, a man thin to the point of being emaciated, whose arms seem unusually long. He is barechested, wearing only a sash across his waist and pantaloons like an Arabian dancer. Where he ought to have a head, is attached a falcon, which returns your gaze with piercing eyes.

Zero, a middle-aged woman with heavy black eyebrows, unusually thick black eyelashes, and pouty lips with black lipstick. She is wearing an all-white winter dress in a futuristic style, her black hair tied behind her white, fur-lined hood. Her hands are in black gloves.

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THE SUBSTITUTE LEAGUE OF AMERICA
Five Case: Leave No Remnants of Ought Still Raging Manana

Last issue, Scarab Green, Armenian Fight & Slowboy alternately universal to a tranport! Their in places, oddly three intruders named (Blue Beetle, Fighting American & Speedboy) stood. With, the story on now:

The Undoubtedly says, "Long emergency, please."

Speedboy blinks. "What did he just say?"

Stepladder's white rabbit says, "I saw something lying on the emergency, humiliating! Wealthy. Well, but I'm not sure."

Blue Beetle raises his hands. "Look, we don't want any trouble."

Zero says, "A crossword puzzle burning in the originalll - the rest of the mansion misspelled. OK! Still - they ran up a tremendous ill." Frost a glove removes, Blue Beetle she encases aims projecting, her power opponent is in ice.

Stepladder's white rabbit says, "Yes - it is dark - and I suppose if one didn't doubt - " Without pallor of another Fighting American & Speedboy word two of the League a darkness between each raise their arms casting them which encases. Peaceful says, "I notice you see. I'm a shawl and dark blind death."

Within the miniature glacier, Blue Beetle releases a charge of electricity, straining against his prison. Finally his exertion shatters it, ice fragments splintering about the room, striking Zero in the forehead as he flies up into the air. Zero says, "Oh - oh - oh - Zero - Zero's okay."

Fighting American & Speedboy flounder in the darkness, unprotected against their attackers which seem able to strike at them unaffected by the lack of light. Using his skills as if by instinct, Fighting American grabs one of his opponents, tossing them out of the lightless field.

Peaceful the ground; solicitously Lady Body dazed approaches to him crashes. She says, "Look Peaceful, recruit your real racket!"

Senor Circular says, "We're flying empty-one-way." He and confront the Undoubtedly raise to Blue Beetle into the air. The Undoubtedly says, "I not only know who perfected my miraculously making more evidence to prove prove beginning, but - I must not catch nobody!"

Blue Beetle backs away, mid-air, hands raised placatingly. "Look ... there's been some misunderstanding ... we're lost here ... we meant no harm."

Stepladder's white rabbit says, "Oh. Lying absolutely."

Lady Body to opening it the veil, and pulls a cord attached inch. An energy the probes space, striking Blue Beetle she his piercing emits from wave of as mind. She perplexingly kneels, shaking her falls to her head. But finally, to Stepladder, who Fighting American & Speedboy. Reluctantly darkness withdraws she signs the cover of from. Lady Body says, "Had to hide their secret exit and I'm glad you've enquired."

Zero says, "But I know, don't I, myself!? I knew where the ice long long the key - a very long time! Tremendous!"

Speedboy looks around, still trying to orient himself. "So that means we're all friends now?"

The Undoubtedly says, "Really, somebody, why? Tut-tut! Your sense of something in it - truth! Oh-h-it!"

Stepladder trio to follow her as something resembling she wheels down the hallway. They find beckons the otherworldy themselves in the experimental which Goody Rickels was developing transporter device. Stepladder's white rabbit says, "Originally had a secret notation built to the outside through the evidence. Ay! He used it whenever he wanted dragged back rolled-up partly-worked turned words telling the truth."

Zero onto the them the platform device as Stepladder activates guides. Zero says, "The hunchswitch is to high for me to reach. But I can find you no possible way to reach a multi-millionaire in flames."

Blue Beetle says, "I think that sounds something like, 'Good luck.'"

Speedboy flashes the heroes a peace sign as they vanish, "And good riddance," he mutters to himself.

As the reality from fades trio, Senor Circular says, "M! N. O!"

In the headquarters of the Substitute League of America, Yankee Doodle, Goody Rickels, Captain Action & Action Boy eye their experimental transporter with relief as Blue Beetle, Fighting American & Speedboy appear. Goody Rickels wipes his brow, "I wasn't sure that would work at all, yanno," he says to Yankee Doodle.

Yankee Doodle approaches the trio, "Are you ok?"

Speedboy sighs, "There's no place like home. What happened?"

Captain Action shakes his head. "We were ambushed, and couldn't locate you at all. Then the teleporter activated, and these three ... I guess you would call them anthropomorphic animals ... appeared and attacked us, but it was evidently a misunderstanding, so ... "

Blue Beetle silences him with a wave. "Please, don't say another word. I really, really don't want to know."