A/N Hello people!! This is my first famfiction to be actually posted, but hopefully people won't hate it. This is probably one of my most random ideas, so I'm not really sure why I chose to use this as my first ff, but I hope you enjoy! The characters are a bit OOC, especially Percy, but there's not much I could do about that.

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"Perseus Jackson," Zeus roared, "How dare you have a nosebleed! You should know that nosebleeds aren't allowed anymore, especially from you!"

Percy just stood there, totally quiet.

"Answer me!" Zeus cried again.

Percy still didn't do anything.

Then Zeus had an idea. "APOLLO! Come here! I need help with a punishment for this boy."

Apollo walked over, wondering why his father wanted to punish Percy. Hadn't he saved Olympus, like, two times?

But then Apollo had an idea. "Father, I have a great punishment,"

Percy's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth to speak, but it was too late.

Apollo created the curse.

Percy started singing, "This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just-" Percy clamped his hand over his mouth, a look of panic in his eyes

Zeus stares at him, mouth wide open. "How-why?... what was that?"

"Well, Father, I'm the god of music, right?" Apollo explained, "So I searched for the most annoying song ever and now whenever Percy

opens his mouth-"

Percy opened his mouth. "This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because..."

Apollo shouted over the singing, "THAT WILL HAPPEN!!"

Zeus sighed, "Okay, that is extremely annoying, but I can't wait to see the reactions of his family and friends when he just randomly starts singing that. Now, get Hermes to take that boy to Camp, and make him close his mouth! I can't take any more of that song!"

Percy closed his mouth, looking quite angry.

Apollo ran to get Hermes, who flew Percy down to Camp Half-Blood, all the while Percy was still pouting and looking like he wanted to say something. But he knew the consequences of opening his mouth.

Hermes dropped Percy off at Half-Blood Hill, next to Thalia's pine tree. "I don't envy you, buddy. You probably shouldn't try to say anything, or everyone will freak out."

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A/N Thank you so much for reading this! I originally intended for this thing to be a one-shot, but then I had better ideas. Every chapter will be a different character's reaction to Percy's new curse. Vote on whose reactions you would like to see! And yes, this is just the start of the weirdness.

Update schedule= Whenever I feel like it

Sorry guys, but I have a life other than fanfiction.