Within her Ultimate Lab, Miu paced back and forth. A pink letter from Kaede had been slipped beneath her door. The possibilities of the contents set her heart to racing.
A confession of love? A stash of nudes? A page from her diary describing a particularly steamy dream she'd had involving Miu? Or it could be a drawing she'd made of Miu! A song she'd written based on Miu's boisterous personality, perhaps?
Hands trembling, Miu peeled open the letter.
Dear Miu,
You left your dildo in the ladies' room again. Please pick it up ASAP.
Sincerely,
Kaede
Miu fell over.