Peach huffed. The rage inside her mind slowly dissipated. She let out calm sighs. "Alright... I think I'm calm now. Yeah."

She then turns to Bowsette.

"Thanks for helping me relief stress, Bowser. I'll be seeing you soon!"

"Urk... r-right..." the princessified Koopa king, smashed under a huge wooden hammer, grunted whilst her mess of a hand barely twitched.

Mario, who tried wearing the crown shortly before Peach returned with the hammer to smash Bowsette, now a girl which the Internet probably referred to as Mariette or Marionette (seriously, we need to properly make this crap consistent), shook in fear.

Peach then turned to Mariette... Marionette... whatever, go with the former. "I want to have a talk with you later, Mario."

"R-r-right..."

Luigi, who had already walked away who knows where, luckily survived this incident.

The official princess of the Mushroom Kingdom then sighed and walked away. "I wonder where Toadette is."

"You called?" Toadette's voice asked.

Peach looked around.

A smaller Peach stood besides her- it was Peachette! The real one! The, uh, actual Toadette transformed. Thing.

"...oh no, not you too."

Toadette/Peachette chuckled. "Hey, no worries, princess. I'm actually the first one to wear the Super Crown. Heck, it was made for me!"

"I thought Bowser said she discovered it."

"Oh, that big lug's the second one. He saw me transform and stuffed me into a stinky sack for some reason."

I think that's kidnapping, Peach thought. "Riiiight. So, uh... huh. Where'd all these Super Crowns come from anyway?"

Toadette scratched her head. "Uh... well, how am I going to start this? Hm... remember that previous kidnapping that happened during your birthday where we were going to give you these special Propeller Mushrooms we made for you?" she asked. Peach nodded. "Yeah, so how that thing spread was that we launched it randomly hoping it'd reach Mario and the others while they were on their way to rescue you. Some just happened to hit blocks and somehow got stuffed in there, turning into official power ups."

"...are you going to tell me you made Super Crowns and threw them and they got into blocks again?"

"Uh, no, something else more unbelievable," Toadette said. "I saw some giant floating hand fly outta nowhere and go around stuffing the Super Crowns into blocks."

"Giant floating hand...?" Peach said. "Is that... that's definitely Master Hand, isn't it?"

"What? No, I think it's more of a representation of the Nintendo workers deciding to randomly stuff this lazy power up idea into the universe." Toadette laughed at Peach. "I mean, Master Hand's not even from our game, ol' guy's from that pink puffball's world! You're going senile, princess!"

"..." Peach glared at Toadette. "...one day I will order your execution..." she muttered.

"Nah, you won't," Toadette replied.

"I'll make sure I do that before you and all the other Toads overthrow me, you lunatic quacks."

The pink supposedly female Toad- a species who aren't gendered anyways- frowned. "Wait, what? Why would I ever do that?"

"MatPat said you probably were," Peach replied.

"Princess, that video literally came out like four days ago, when did you have free time to watch it?"

"Bowser hasn't been kidnapping me recently."

"Ah."

The two then stared at each other.

"...besides, it's just a theory..." Toadette said. "A game theory!"

"...this story is a huge mess," Peach muttered.

Can it, lady.

Suddenly, another random Toad ran towards them. "Princess! Princess! I have bad news!"

Peach and Toadette (in her Peachette form) turned to the Toad. "What is it?" they both asked.

"There's reports that... uh... there's... um..." Toad stopped and looked between the two Peaches. "...uh."

"That one's Toadette," Peach said and pointed to Peachette. "...ugh, you know what? Get rid of that!" She smacked the Super Crown off Peachette's head, turning her back to Toadette.

"Aw."

"Right," the random Toad said. "S-so anyways, there's been really recent reports about someone causing trouble!"

Peach blinked. "...there's always trouble going on. What's the trouble this time?" she asked.

"Apparently, someone's been going around turning Chain Chomps into human princesses, calling herself Princess Chompette and claiming to be on a mission from her master..."

Peach and Toadette exchanged glances.

"...it's probably Bowser."

"Yeah, probably Bowser."

Peach led the two back to where she left the beaten Bowsette.

Except the body wasn't there anymore.

"...I'm going to strangle that jerk."