Yoshi was strolling down the plains nonchalantly, humming the Yoshi Island theme. Which theme? Who knows, pick whatever in your mind.
He then yawned. Boy, it sure is a peaceful day, he thought.
...a bit too peaceful.
Suddenly, he screamed as a giant turtle dinosaur thing silhouette jumped out from behind a pipe.
"WHAT THE- i- it's you!" Yoshi screamed.
"It's me!" Bowser said.
"You!" Yoshi said.
"I!" Bowser said.
"Bowser!" Yoshi said.
"The one and oh, for the love of... we already did that skit," Bowser said with a bored tone.
Yoshi took some steps back. "W-w-what are you doing here!?" he exclaimed. You see, after some recent incidents involving who else but Bowser, Yoshi came to a shocking conclusion that his friends don't seem to realize- Bowser was getting a bit more clever than he should be. Yoshi heard before, that one time Bowser almost died, and his body became giant as a bodily response. He then heard some later time that Bowser had apparently jumped off into a deep pit in a fit of rage, almost died, and became a giant.
At least, that's what others think.
Yoshi realized that, perhaps, there was actually a small chance that Bowser might have knew about his body's self-defense function and jumped off to activate that on purpose. Maybe, just maybe, Bowser was...
...why am I thinking all that now? Yoshi suddenly thought. I'm about to die, forget all that stuff.
Suddenly, Bowser patted Yoshi's shoulder, to his confusion. "Have you ever... wanted to be a princess?" Bowser asked.
"I... uh... huh?" the green dinosaur thing muttered.
"Well, don't worry!" Bowser exclaimed. "For you, I have... a Super Crown!" He took out a Super Crown power up and presented it to Yoshi. "That's right! With a normal crown, you can't become a princess. But with a Super Crown, you have all the power to become a princess!"
"Uh... okay?"
Bowser smiled. "It's for everyone!"
He then put it on Yoshi's head. "H-hey, what the-" Yoshi voiced before a puff of smoke took over he area, and next thing he knew, he was a girl. A princess girl. "What the hell!?"
Bowser then began pulling out Super Crowns and tossing them everywhere. "It's for you! For the child! For your grandma! For your parents! For your girlfriend! For the milkman! For the pedophile!" He pointed to Yoshi. "For you again! For YOU again!" Then he put on a Super Crown himself, becoming Bowsette. "For me!" He threw a Super Crown towards a tree. "For the tree! For EVERYONE! So get your Super Duper Pooper Crakricrew Crown today!"
Yoshi blinked.
Bowsette stared back.
"...did you just blatantly copied SirPelo's shirt adver-"
"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Bowsette exclaimed and kicked Princess Yoshiette away.
"Awawawa..." With that, Yoshiette was gone.
Bowsette sighed with relief and wiped her sweat away. "Phew. Almost got caught copying stuff that are better on video than text there," she muttered. "...wait, drats. I forgot to tell Yoshi to spread the Super Crowns to all Yoshi's."
She then looked around to see more blocks. More Yoshi's could probably show up from eggs hidden in blocks, but...
"...yeah, they're not likely to listen to me any more than Yoshi anyways..." she said.
Then she spotted another familiar castle from some distance away. It was one of her many, many castles- seriously, how rich was this dude?
Bowsette smiled. "Hey, didn't I used to have a Yoshi captured somewhere...?" she said.
So she walked towards her castle
Inside, the interior was extremely clean and polished. It almost felt like evil with a touch of hygiene. (If that made any sense for you, you're weird.)
Bowsette saw a doorway leading down to an underground room. "Wait... I wonder if I left anyone in charge of the prisoners here before I left and forget them for who knows how long," she said to herself. "It'd be quite horrible if somehow no one was here to feed them and they all... starved. Brrr."
The princessified Koopa king walked down the steps. She reached the bottom and entered another jail room, similar to the one at her main castle. Then again, she has many main castles too. What a loser.
The first thing she noticed was that- there were people here. Of course!
The second thing was that, for some reason, a Koopa was behind the bars, and a Yoshi of light red... or light pink... um... of sakura color, was standing in front of the bars.
I captured a Koopa instead? she thought.
The two noticed his presence and their eyes widened.
"L-Lord Bowser! You've returned!" the Yoshi exclaimed. Apparently it's a girl.
Bowsette frowned. "Hold up now, who are you?"
"I-it's me, the Yoshi that you-"
"President Koopa!" the Koopa behind the bars interrupted. "No, King Koopa, you've got to let me out! This monster's insane!" She said, apparently also female.
Bowsette scratched her head. "Now who are you?" he also asked. "Also, how'd you two know that I'm-"
"The green spiky shell on your back and your horns were dead giveaways," they both said at the same time.
"Huh. Figures." Bowsette scratched her head. Why don't anyone else recognize me that easily? ...they're stupid, that's why. "So, uh. Who are you chumps?"
The Koopa spoke up first. "It's me! Lena! Your assistant who's supposed to be your damn lover!" she exclaimed.
Bowsette frowned. "Whoa, hold on. That crappy movie is not canon, who the heck are you!?"
"I'm Lena!" the female Koopa yelled again. "Or at least that's what my dad told me to believe!"
"So basically you're a delusional Koopa wanting to be a human character from a crappy movie adaption. Go figures." Bowsette proceeded to pull tape out of nowhere and stuck it on the Koopa's mouth, keeping her quiet. "What about you?" she asked the sakura Yoshi. I'd say pink but I feel pink is darker than the shade I want.
The Yoshi saluted. "I- I'm a Yoshi that was captured by you years ago, but when this girl kept abusing me, you came to my rescue and made my living conditions a lot better!" she explained. "So, that's why, um. I feel indebted to you!"
Bowsette blinked. What a weirdo. "Wait, if I captured you, why are you...?"
"Lena got drunk somehow one day and stumbled into the cell. I kinda just walked out and locked her in, but someone needs to take care of her, so."
"..." The princessified Koopa king stared at Lena unamusedly, who looks away and fake-whistles. "Right. I think I'm getting an idea."
Bowsette pulled out a Super Crown from nowhere again, and hands it to his sakura Yoshi.
"Put this on. From now on, I'm calling you Princess Yoshiette."
The to-be Princess Yoshiette nodded slowly and took the crown, gently putting it on her head. Then she did the diggity dig dug transformation thing and became, uh, the Yoshiette you see in the Internet, but with a pink color scheme. "W-whoa... I'm a princess and human..."
"And now..." Bowsette crossed her arms, grinning. "I'm going to explain my new mission to you!"
"What about me!?" the self-proclaimed Lena asked.
"You be quiet."