Nothing happened much recently. The only notable thing was that more and more species were getting Super Crown'd. There seemed to be one fact that held true for all these cases- the person spreading it were doing it either from orders or requests of "Bowser" or a "girl who looked like Bowser".
Peach almost reached her limit of frustration, but ultimately decided that as long as people still did their jobs properly, she'd let that stupid crap go.
And thus, several days passed by... and now, in a meeting room within Bowser's (one of his many) 'main' castles...
"Say, Lord Bowser?" Petal the Pink Princess Yoshiette asked.
Bowsette turned to her. "Yeah? New ideas on what species to convert next?"
"No, that's... kinda becoming normal." Petal scratched her head. "More like... aren't you going to do that?"
"Do... that?" Bowsette asked. "What's that?"
"Eh... uh... you know..." The pink-haired princessified dinosaur leaned close to her leader. "Kidnapping the princess...?" she whispered.
That got the princessified Koopa king's eyes widening. "Oh, that! Shit, I forgot all about that!"
"What are you guys talking about?" her former pet Chain Chomp, now princessified and at some point formerly named Chompie behind the scenes, asked. (Yeah, I had her name her Chompette, but that's confusing now. It's Chompie now.) Chompie the Princess Chain Chompette put a finger to her chin. "Master, what's she referring to?"
"Kidnapping Princess Peach. The thing I do all the time," Bowsette answered.
"Oooh... are we not going to do that?"
"We will, we will. I just... uh, I was just focused on gather some more troops first."
"Ohhh..." everyone mused and nodded, completely believing their leader was competent, despite the fact that she admitted having forgotten about it just seconds ago.
Suddenly, a Goomba ran into the room. "S-sir! I mean, ma'am! Or, uh, sir ma'am! Mister madame! Miss ma'am madame mademoiselle mon frère!"
"Get to the point," Bowsette muttered. "...wait, did you just call me a brother in the end?"
Ignoring the question, the Goomba looked out the window. "Look outside, sir! Uh, ma'am! A stray Banzai Bill is approaching our castle!"
"...why?" the princessified turtle dinosaur... thing, asked.
"I don't know!"
Very useful. Bowsette walked to the window- well, it was more an opening in the wall than a window... she walked to the windowless window and peered out. "Huh. Really is a Banzai Bullet coming towards us."
"Oh no!" Petal exclaimed. She's the pink Princess Yoshiette, in case you forgot. "O-our castle is doomed!"
"M-Master! Get on me, I'll help you evacuate!" Chompie (Princess Chain Chompette) said.
Bowsette gave them looks. Daheck? It's not that bad.
Princess Booette (King Boo, super crown'd), who had been sitting at the table and rolling his... her eyes the entire time, snickered. "Y'all crazy subordinates."
"Shut up, ghost!" Bowsette's two loyal minions turned to her. "L-Lord Bowser! / M-Master!"
Their leader grinned. "Nah, it's fine. Good muscle practice for me, too!" she said, to the others' confusion. Suddenly, she jumped out the window, shocking them all (except Booette). They rushed to the window to find Bowsette using her princess dress to float, just like Peach did in the Smash games and that other heroine Peach game. "I knew I could do it, since Peach did it too!"
Bowsette gently landed on the ground in front of her castle, and stood still watching the approaching Banzai Bill.
"H-HEY! YOU THERE! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" the Banzai Bill yelled with its huge voice.
Bowsette scowled. "This is my castle, chump! You get away!"
"I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!" the Banzai Bill replied. "GET OUT OR YOU'LL DIE!"
"I ain't no weakling, fool!" Bowsette then braced her arms and prepared to catch the unstoppable giant living missile. "Bring it on!"
From the castle above, (almost) everyone watched nervously. "L-Lord Bowser..."
"Master..."
Booette sighed. "Idiots."
Then, the inevitable moment came. The Banzai Bill crashed into Bowsette's hands, and an amazing battle of strength and wits took place.
...or so Bowsette expected, but somehow on her end, it didn't feel all that challenging. "...huh."
"A-ARE YOU OKAY?" the Banzai Bill asked, concerned for the brave individual whilst her body continued pushing helplessly.
"You're... not as powerful as I expected."
The Banzai Bill gasped. "WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! BACK IN MY PLACE, I WAS REGARDED AS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BANZAI BILLS!"
"Huh. Really?" Bowsette released one hand to scratch her head- the other hand still had no trouble keeping the Banzai Bill from proceeding. "Guess I'm just that powerful. Man, I'm amazing. Great job, Bowser. Or Bowsette. Me."
"YOU... WAIT, YOU'RE BOWSER THE KING OF KOOPAS!?"
"...whose castle did you think this belonged to?" Bowsette asked and motioned to her castle- typical giant spiky green shells, surrounded by lava, and plastered with emblems of the Koopa king himself.
"...UH..."
"Anyways, since I stopped you, will you stop if I let you go?" she asked.
The Banzai Bill frowned. "I'M... UH... I DON'T THINK SO?"
"Darn." What could she possibly do now, was the only question Bowsette could think in her mind. She could change the bullet's direction and have her fly towards somewhere else, who knows where. But that'd be mean, and Bowsette wasn't a jerk.
...well, asides from the rivalry she had with Mario, but nobody counted that. Right? Right. Bowsette's just a softie.
"...hey, Petal! Chompie!" Bowsette called.
"Y-yes!?" the two replied from way above.
The horned girl tilted her head. "Throw me another Super Crown!"
"Y-yes, Lord Bowser! / Master!"
Bowsette caught the Super Crown with one hand, and grinned to the Banzai Bill. "Hey, you. Join my ranks, and you'll receive great stuff!"
"WHAT COULD AN UNCONTROLLABLE BULLET LIKE ME POSSIBLY ACHIEVE...?" the Banzai Bill asked.
Its question was ignored. "What do you think about the name Magna?"
"...DID YOU JUST TAKE MY OFFICIAL JAPANESE NAME AND SHORTEN IT?"
"Stop breaking the fourth wall damn it, and nah. Maybe, but I think it'll fit you, not that I know your new appearance yet."
The Banzai Bullet smiled. "...IF YOU, SOMEONE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STOP ME, THINKS I AM WORTHY OF A NAME... THEN SO BE IT. I SHALL BE MAGNA TO YOU THEN." Then it frowned. "BUT WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY NEW APPEARANCE?"
"I mean this!" Bowsette put the Super Crown on the now-Magna's head.
Boom, poof, bark, honk, transformation sequence.
Suddenly, a sharp eyed woman found herself standing where she had been floating, her head being petted... or held... by Bowsette's left hand. "...huh? What... uh?"
Bowsette grinned and ruffled her hair. "Welcome to the team, Magna. We're about to embark on an important mission!" Then she snickered. "By the way, I'm officially giving you the position of a princess. You're Magna the Princess Billette now!"
"I... uh...?" Without being given much explanation, Magna was suddenly grabbed by the arm and pulled into the castle. "O-okay...?"
And ho boy, Bowestte's strength sure was enormous.
Peach yawned. She was about to head to sleep. The day wasn't so bad, she supposed. She was slowly getting accustomed to all these... monstrosities, these Peach clones that were pretty much everywhere.
Suddenly, some knocks on her window.
Peach sighed. It's definitely Bowser. She went over to open the window. "What is it, Bowser?"
Bowsette blinked. "...how'd you know it was me?"
"Who else would show up at my window?"
"Touché."
Peach backed up and allowed the horned girl to jump in. "So, what do you need?" she asked, then smirked. "Woman body problems?"
"Nah, I'm here to kidnap you."
"..." Is he serious? Peach sighed. "Bowser, didn't you say you would kidnap anyone else instead and it'd still be fine?"
"No, I said I could, but I still want you," the princessified Koopa said.
Peach sighed. Then she pulled a frying pan out of her pajamas. "And what made you forget that I'm also a Smasher?" she asked, getting into a stance.
Bowsette smiled. "No, I'm still aware of that."
Now normally, I'd love to show you all to a nice battle between Peach and Bowser (now Bowsette), but this is a Mario fanfiction. So...
"But we're also here."
Peach's eyes widened and she turned around to see a group of new faces standing behind her, entering from her chamber's door and locking it again.
A girl with long light pink hair, wearing what seems like a backpack or saddle attached to her back. A Yoshi...
A girl whose eyes are covered by neat black hair, but sharp deadly teeth were visible in her mouth. A Chain Chomp...?
A girl with spiky black hair and sharp teeth again, but this one also carrying a bazooka or cannon. A Bullet Bill...!?
Lastly, a clone of her with beautiful white hair, long tongue, floating like a ghost. A Boo...! Then, she saw in the Boo girl's arms, an unamused Princess Daisy with her mouth taped shut.
"D-Daisy!?" Peach exclaimed. Then she frowned. This must be King Boo from the reports...
"So, Princess," Bowsette said with a sly smile. "Will you be coming with us nicely?" she asked.
"..." Darn, Peach thought. He's getting better at kidnapping me.
Yeah, I can't think of anything else, so I'm turning this into a NSMBWii U Deluxe writing. Gee, it's not even out yet, but come on... we all know it won't be too different from Wii U and Luigi Wii U. So I'll change things up with the new cast (cough forming harem cough) aye.