"Mario!" a random Toad yelled and pushed the door open. "Mario! The princess's been kidnapped again taken to the Bowser's castle ariagaragragrafgrah!"
"Son of a Peach, not again! Everytime I rescue the princess, she gets kidnapped the next second! God knows what she does at that Bowser's castle..."
And then he went on his way.
...okay, yeah, I'm just kidding. That's just me ripping off the script of that stupid crappy Mario video I made on YouTube. If anyone's curious, that's, uh, on my personal channel user/AnjuMakiFTW/ but that's really not important here.
Okay, here goes the real story. Ahem.
"Mario! Help!" a random Toad yelled and pushed the door open. "Mario! Just now, I saw the princess with a human girl version of Bowser and some other humans! She said she's being kidnapped by Bowser and told me to tell you!"
Mario blinked. "...and they just-a let you go?" he asked.
The Toad shrugged. "The Bowser-like girl said it'd be more fun to have a rival come fight her. Whoever she is."
Talk about stupid, Mario thought. "Well, good enough. Let's-a go, Luigi."
Luigiette, still wearing the crown, peeked from behind a vase (somehow). "T-that King Boo's not-a anywhere near, right?"
"Uh, no." The Toad frowned. "Wait, that's Luigi?"
"..." Luigiette slowly took out her hammer.
"...u-uh, Luigi-like girl, what are you doing with that hammer...? W-wait, can you not walk towards me slowly like that? It's kinda... mena...cing...?"
"Right, so... yeah, sorry," Blue Toad said. "I kinda can't help this time."
"But the princess has been kidnapped!" Yellow Toad said. "What're you busy with!?"
"Uh... setting up stuff for... a 'thank-you' gift from the princess..."
Yellow Toad rolled his eyes. "The thank-you gift won't happen if the princess isn't here, Blue!" he said. "What is this gift anyways? I didn't hear nothing about it!"
"Yeaaaaah, only some people know about it. Eh." Blue Toad bowed. "A-anyways, sorry! I need to make sure it's finished on time!"
"Ugh. Fine." Yellow Toad turned around and faced the two plumbers. "Sorry, guys. Guess Blue's not coming. But count me in!"
"Yeah, that's-a fine," Mario said. "It's okay with you, right Luigi?"
Luigi...ette nodded. "I don't-a mind it at all."
Yellow Toad stared at the green plumber girl. "..."
"...don't-a judge me."
"Right."
Toadette walked by and heard them. "Oh, are you guys going on another amazing adventure?" she asked.
"The princess got kidnapped again," Yellow Toad informed.
"...again?" Toadette asked. "Gee, it's almost like it's her hobby or something."
"To be fair, Bowser has been a lot more villainy recently," Luigiette said. "Remember that time he jumped off a cliff to become a giant? Good-a times."
Mario nodded, reminiscing that Dream Team game, while the other Toads stared at them, incredulous, mostly because they weren't frickin' there during those events. Nor do they even know about Bowser's complicated body system that turns him into a giant when he almost dies. Man, the shit Nintendo comes up with is amazing.
"So anyways. Uh. We'd feel a lot safer if one more person joins us, but Blue here is too busy with his crap," Yellow Toad said.
"Rude," Blue Toad muttered and closed the door.
Toadette smiled. "Say, what if I join?" she asked.
"...you?" Yellow Toad said. "Uh. Well. You know... I think it'd be too dangerous for you..."
"Um, sexist much?" Toadette said. "Besides, you're a Toad too and you can do things just fine. There shouldn't really be any different."
"But... um... I'm a professional Toad!" Yellow Toad exclaimed. Luigiette and Mario exchanged glances. "You'd need to be human or extremely trained to become as good as me!"
Toadette rolled her eyes and took Luigiette's crown.
"H-hey!"
Then she put it on, just as Luigiette reverted to his normal Luigi form.
The classic, original Peachette stood in front of them. "Satisfied now, sexist jerk?"
Yellow Toad sighed. "...okay..." he muttered. Boy, Captain Toad's going to kill me later...
Nabbit peered from behind a corner. "...hmm."