"Hmm... who should we leave to defend this minor castle closest to those meddling kids...?" Bowsette wondered as she put a finger to her chin.
King Booette (for simplicity's sake, we'll go with "King Booette" so you know it's not just any random Boo) raised an eyebrow. "Or... we could set up an ambush and get rid of them completely."
The blonde beast laughed. "Yeah, right. No way."
"Ugh."
Bowsette looked at his group of mostly reliable important minions- the Koopalings (normal), Bowser Jr. (normal), Chompie (super crowned Chain Chomp with a golden chain), Petal (super crowned light pink Yoshi), King Booette (super crowned King Boo), Magna (super crowned Banzai Bill), and... a random Goomba (normal). Oh, and also that delusional female Koopa whose name was probably Lyra ("Damn it! Not the fucking narration too!") or something (normal).
...did I really bring that Goomba here too? Bowsette wondered. Then she shook her head. No, there's more important matters. There's either not enough people for all worlds or too little worlds...
Fortunately, she remembered she made two castles per "world" (we still do not know how rich the king of Koopas actually is).
"...hm. It seems I may have to keep searching for more reliable minions..." Bowsette thought.
"Still?" King Booette asked. "You have plenty of people in yer army already!"
"It's never too much, pal." The blonde grinned and turned to... that random Goomba. "Alright, you!"
The Goomba flinched. "Y-yes sir!"
She took out a Super Crown and placed it on the Goomba's head, to its shock. After the ding dang dong magical girl transformation sequence that people can probably lewd, the Goomba girl blinked and examined her new body.
"W-whoa..." she muttered. Bowsette cleared her throat. "U-uh, right. W-what is it, sir? ...ma'am? Miss? Madame? Miss madame mademoise-"
"Damn it, stop reusing boring jokes," Bowsette interrupted. "Anyways. First of all, I now pronounce you the princess of Goombas. I'll be calling you... uh... I'd call you Goombette but it'll be complicating if I give any more Goombas some Super Crowns, so I'll just label you... uh... Goombon. Got that?"
"Uh... yes sir!"
Nodding, the leader waved around. "Alright, so this is the sub-castle of Acorn Plains. I'm leaving you in charge of here- stop Mario and Luigi when they come. Got it?"
Goombon nodded. "I- I'll make sure to do that!"
Bowsette then turned to one of the Koopalings. "Lemmy! I'm putting you in charge of this area's boss castle, got that?"
Lemmy saluted. "Got it, Dad!" he said.
"Alright, everyone! Let's move out to the next castle!" the princessified Koopa king said and motioned for everyone to follow. All save for Lemmy and Goombon followed her out the castle's back entrance, with King Booette grumbling about how stupid this was.
Stop complaining, King Booette.
"Mario! Get that block!"
"Okie-dokie!"
"Luigi! Kick that Koopa!"
"Alright!"
"Prin... Toadette! Clear the Goombas!"
"Gotcha!"
"Mario! Burn that piranha plant!"
"Let's-a go!"
Luigi and Peachette (Toadette) exchanged glances. "...boy, he sure is bossy, huh?" the plumber muttered, raising an eyebrow at Yellow Toad.
Peachette groaned. "He's even more annoying today..."
As they slowly followed Yellow Toad and Mario so as to not lose them, Yellow Toad continued shouting orders without even batting an eye.
"Mario! Do a barrel roll! Luigi, Toadette! Hurry up!"
Mario scratched his head, confused. "Wait, isn't that-a-"
"No time for questions!" Yellow Toad screamed. "Oh, and kick that Koopa too!" He turned around and sent Luigi and Peachette a glare. "You help kick enemies too!"
Peachette narrowed her eyes. "Sure." She went behind Yellow Toad and kicked him down an empty chasm.
Yellow Toad's eyes bulged. "Toadette you biiiiiiitch!" he screamed, before his voice faded away.
Luigi gulped. "You are-a scary."
"Don't mind it..." Peachette muttered.
Few seconds later, Yellow Toad showed up again, encased in a respawn bubble. He watched as Peachette and Luigi stepped away, letting his bubble fly past them. "...you guys are asses."
"Don't worry, it was a one time thing," Peachette said. "I'll free you now."
Yellow Toad smiled. "Oh, goodie. Hurry up and... oh, wait, not now." He noticed that his bubble floated past them again and was now above the same chasm he was kicked down. "Don't pop me ye-"
Peachette poked the bubble.
He was freed, directly above the pitfall. "Toadette you biiiiiiiitch!" Yellow Toad screamed as he fell to his doom again, his voice disappearing.
"...do you think that quote was copy-pasted?" Luigi asked.
"Nah, there's one extra 'i' in 'bitch'," Peachette informed.
Mario sighed. "You guys are-a hopeless..."
Again, Yellow Toad floated up. "Great heavens, I ough to tell Toadsworth on you punks!"
Luigi snickered. "Stop complaining, King Booette."
Everyone stared at him.
"...what?"
Luigi scratched his head. "Sorry. Copy-paste habit."
"Ugh. You're all weird jerks," Yellow Toad muttered.
Stop complaining, King Booette.
"Damn it, not the narration too!"