"Hmm... there doesn't seem to be anything of interest in here..." Booette muttered, flipping through the newspaper. She was currently doing her business in the washroom, killing her boredom by reading the latest update on the Marioverse news. Who writes that thing? Nobody knows, but it's available almost anywhere. What a mysterious world we live in. And- "What the- hey! Excuse me!? I'm busy here!" Booette shouted, tossing the sheet down to cover her exposed parts.
Gee whiz, Booette, you're a ghost. You don't need to do whatever it is you're trying.
"I don't, but at least grant me my well-deserved privacy!" she added.
Acting like a lady now? Sheesh. What has this world come to?
"Hey, Queen Booette? What's going on in there?" a voice asked from outside.
"Nothing! Go back to doing your job!" Booette yelled back. She growled as she finished her non-existent business and got up. flushing the toilet, she exited the washroom. "Stupid fucking lack of respect... even the narration treats me like a joke... all fucking retarded idiots around me..."
People felt a bit weirded out by her rude mumbling, so most creatures there avoided her.
She walked all the way back to the meeting room. "Hey."
Bowsette smiled. "Ah, you're back! I'm not sure why you needed to use the toilet anyways, but hey. We're about to move on to our next plan."
The princessified ghost raised an eyebrow. "And what might that be?"
His... uh, her... ah, whatever. The crowned Koopa queen grinned and pointed to the sky ambitiously. Or, uh, the ceiling. "We're going to storm Area 51!"
Several gasps ensued. Bowser Jr., who certainly wasn't princessified yet, looked alarmed all of a sudden. "B-but wait, Papa! Isn't... uh, Mama. Isn't that... isn't that illegal!?"
"Son, I am the law. Nothing is illegal for me!" Bowsette replied.
Peach, still tied up, gave him an odd look. "Uh, no, I think it's illegal no matter who you are... and you'd be shot anyways. It's grounds for military training."
"Ah, but what if it isn't?" Bowsette asked. "Maybe they've got... you know... aliens."
Daisy raised an eyebrow. "You're a giant fire-breathing turtle dragon thing. You really want to see aliens?"
The Koopa queen shrugged. "Hey, I mean... aliens are neat stuff. Everyone would kill to see one."
"Um, your Excellency," Kamek said, "remember the Shroob invasion? We experienced an alien invasion first hand, sir."
"...well, okay, but-"
"We keep some Shroobs frozen in one of our castle's storage rooms, sir!" Kamek said.
Bowsette frowned. "Okay, okay, no need to shout... and call me ma'am."
"...right. Ma'am."
"Wait, you're keeping what!?" Peach shouted.
Queen Booette, who was visibly growling this entire time, finally screamed in frustration. "Are you guys fucking kidding me!? You've been discussing plans based on a fucking meme!?" she yelled. "Why is this even being talked about anyways!? We don't even have an Area fucking 51 in our world! This is the Marioverse for fuck's sake!"
"Whoa there, calm down, Boobie."
She was obviously mad about that nickname, but the ghost princess managed to endure it. "And you! Author! Stop sidetracking us!"
Whoa, what? Turning to me now? That's uncalled for.
"This chapter was supposed to have come out months ago! You can't just get back on this shit and add in some recent memes and shit!"
Au contraire, I can, my darling.
"Giant fucking bitch!"
Peach and Daisy exchanged glances. "Someone's moody."
"I will end you, you fucking bitch!" Booette roared.
"Uh, sorry to interrupt," Daisy said, "but that just reminds me... speaking of recent-ish stuff. Didn't Nintendo kinda confirmed that the Super Crown can only be used by Toadette?" she asked. "...I mean, it just gives ten coins to everyone else."
Suddenly, as if reality being affected by her words, everyone in the room currently wearing Super Crowns reverted back to their original forms, whilst their Super Crowns turned into ten coins.
"Whaaat? No! No! Fuck... no!" Booette... I mean, King Boo screamed. "My fabulous form is gone!"
"I'm a Yoshi again..." Petal said, disheartened. "Aww..."
Next to her, Chompette reverted to her normal Chain Chomp form, her talent for language disappearing completely. ...of course, her gold chain remained, but nobody really cared, since it wasn't a Golden Chain Chomp, just a gold-chained Chain Chomp.
And then, Magna the Banzai Bill... "NOOOOOO! I'M BACK TO THIS CURSED FORM!" As if life hated her, her missile body began flying again and she couldn't stop herself from flying through the castle walls, exiting the castle unwillingly. "SAVE ME LORD BOWSEEEeeerr..."
Everyone began despairing over the loss of their forms, until Bowser slammed the table. "...no."
They all froze- save for Magna, who was already gone. "...no?"
Bowser nodded. "No. I refuse to accept this!"
"Uh, accept what?" Daisy asked, confused.
"This is... this is a fanfiction! This doesn't have to follow the rules of the real rules!" Bowser said. "People, I ask you- what do you wish for? To follow Nintendo's claims, or to follow me, and my reality-defying ways!?"
"...I'm saddened but I'm not stupid enough to join this farce," King Boo muttered.
The others, however, began cheering- and barking, in the Chain Chomp's case.
Bowser nodded. "That's right! I am against this sudden reality enforcement! We deserve our Peach forms... yes, we do! Besides, I have the right to keep the Peach forms going in this story. I'm the new president of America's Nintendo after all!"
"...wasn't it Doug Bowser, Ma... Papa?" Bowser Jr. asked.
"Pft. Who? Never heard of the chump," Bowser said.
Peach rolled her eyes. "Bowser, it's the guy whose Nintendo Direct you accidentally intruded on because you were so excited about your sudden promotion."
"LMAO (pronounced 'le-mao')! Oh my stars, you did what!?" King Boo asked, before laughing hysterically.
Bowser turned red. "S-shut up! It was a mistake, alright!?" he growled at the ghost, and turned to the princess. "Princess, keep your mouth shut! That hasn't canonically happened in this uncanon fanfiction at this point of time yet!"
"Forget time, this whole story is a mess anyways..." Daisy muttered.
"Whatever! My point is, I use my right as the true Nintendo president to bring back the Peachifying effects of the Super Crown!"
A few seconds of silence passed.
...ah, fine. You won me over with that inspiring speech. Let's bring it back then.
Suddenly, everyone reverted to their princess forms, their crowns reappearing on their head. Since I'm too lazy to get rid of the coins, they all get the ten coins for free, but really, you can't do anything with ten gold coins. And Magna, who was already outside and far away from the castle... well, she'll have to walk back.
"Jerk move, but thanks!" Bowsette cheered. She grinned and turned to her minions. "And that's why you all should vote me for president. Hashtag MMGA. Make Marioverse Great Again."
"Oh my fucking- that isn't even a recent trend!" Booette screamed, her frustration returning.
Meanwile, Morton and Princess Mummipokey noticed the time on a hanging clock. "Morton thinks it time to go. Morton will leave now!"
"This one shall do the same," the princessified mummified Pokey added. The two bowed courteously towards Bowsette and exited the room.
Bowsette waved. "Right, right, good luck, stuff." She smiled and looked around. "...right, guess we're done with this world."
"No shit," Booette muttered.
The door opened again, and this time, a panting Magna the Princess Banzai Billette stumbled inside. "Ugh... my butt hurts..."
"No need to thank me," Bowsette said. "Anyways, let's move on to the next world..."