"Hmm... let's recap," Bowsette said as she looked over her minions. First she pointed to her princessified Chain Chomp. "Hmm... Chompette."
"Y-yes!" the girl said and saluted.
...whatever. Bowsette rubbed her chin. "...for convenience, you're Chompie now."
Chompie blinked, before breaking out into a huge smile. "T-thank you, Lord Bowser!"
Queen Booette raised an eyebrow. "Wait, wasn't she already named Chompie?" she asked.
Bowsette stared. "What? When?"
"Chapter 11. The author said they had her named Chompie behind the scenes."
The still rocking meme girl Bowsette rubbed her chin. "Huh. Really? Can't remember that?"
Booette growled. "Stars, you know you're a fucking joke when you treat your own stories like this."
Stop complaining, Booette.
"Great. Reusing gags too. What's next, some gay fanservice?"
"Hey, that's not a bad idea," Bowsette said and turned to Peach. "Hey, Princess! What do you think about staying with me now?"
Peach sent her an odd look. "I don't even know how or why you decided to get me involved in this, but I'm not going to get involved in this. To answer your question, you're still Bowser."
"Hm... what if I do this!?" Bowsette suddenly grabbed her top and ripped it in half, revealing her nude chest to the girl.
Peach stared. "...all you did was ruin an admittedly nice dress, Bowser."
Bowsette blinked. "Fuck, I thought she'd love this."
"What made you think I was gay?"
"Doesn't hurt to hope you're bisexual."
Peach groaned. "I can't believe we let this idiot kidnap us. Right, Daisy?" she asked.
"...mmhm. Yeah."
The Mushroom Kingdom princess raised an eyebrow and turned to her tied up friend, whose nose was bleeding from one hole. "Daisy!?" she exclaimed worriedly, but as fast as that worry came, a realization came to her. "...no way. Really, Daisy?"
"S-sorry!" Daisy apologized. "I-it's just, fuck. If you ignore the fact that it's actually Bowser, she actually looks really hot!"
"You're damn right I do!" Bowsette said.
Bowser Jr., who was looking out the window out of respect and embarrassment, cleared his throat. "Uh, Papa... I mean, Mama? Are you going to... uh..."
"Oh, right. New clothes." The princessified king clapped her hands, and two normal Koopas ran up to her, a new set of princess clothes for her to put on.
Peach stared. "Wait, if you get that dress from the Super Crown, rip it, and then put on a new dress..."
"...yeah?"
"..." Peach closed her eyes. "You know what? Never mind. I'm getting a headache."
Bowsette smiled. "Oh good! Then I shall nurse you back to proper health and try to turn you full gay in the meantime!"
"Why would you do that!?" Peach asked.
"To be fair, convincing a potential lover to stay by your side sounds pretty normal," Booette said.
"Not when you're a fucking kidnapper!" Peach replied.
"Huh. Touche."
Daisy blinked. "...nice."
"Dasy you gay bamboozle, stop ogling her!"
Chompie and Petal exchanged glances. "Bamboozle?"
"Yeah, don't mind her," Bowsette said. "Sometimes she's weird like that."
"Bowser, I swear to the stars, when I'm free, you're dead..."
Petal then remembered something. "Um, Lord Bowser," she said, "weren't we going to move on to the third world?"
"Huh? ...oh, right!" Bowsette looked around and nodded to her companions. "Alright, let's get going again. We don't want the nasty Mario brothers to catch up to us."
"Could've moved faster without all your stupid nonsense..." Booette muttered.
Mario stopped in his tracks and looked back. "...hmm..."
"What's-a the matter, Mario?" Luigi asked.
"...I don't-a know. I just feel like we're-a being... followed..."
Yellow Toad laughed. "Okay there, hero. Tone down your ego there."
Toadette rolled her eyes. "He means we're being followed or stalked by a potential enemy, dimwit."
"Oh. Uh, yeah, I knew that."
Luigi narrowed his eyes and made out a small purple hood seemingly resembling rabbit ears. "...uh oh. I think I-a know who that is..."
Yellow Toad laughed again. "Luigi, please. If anyone has a bone to pick with us, it won't be against you."
"Geez, rude much..." the green plumber muttered, slightly saddened.
"Toad, what the hell?" Toadette said. "He has his own game spin off series, for stars' sake. Luigi's Mansion."
"...oohhh right..." Yellow Toad scratched his head. "Sorry, buddy. Totally forgot there."
Mario cleared his throat, nervously looking back at the purple silhouette. "So, uh. Who is that?"
Luigi sighed. "It's... it's-a Nabbit. Kinda lowkey ally but thief, I guess."
"A thief? And he's on our side?" Yellow Toad asked.
"Toad, you were-a there too with me and Blue Toad."
"...man, I'm forgetting everything recently, aren't I?" Yellow Toad muttered. "...and wait, not to change the topic or anything, but isn't referring to us by color kinda... racist?"
"...uh, I'm not sure, really..."
Toadette, meanwhile, blinked. "Wait, so if this Nabbit guy's a thief... he must be planning to steal some Super Crowns, then."
Mario raised an eyebrow. "I'm not-a sure why you'd want to steal one when Bowser's-a giving them away everywhere."
"Well, why else would he be following us?" Toadette asked. "I feel like the guy's the sort of person to just rob Toad houses or some local department stores."
Yellow Toad recoiled in confusion. "Department stores? What is there to steal from a department store?"
Suddenly, Nabbit was standing behind him, to everyone's surprise. "What is there to steal from a department store...?" a mysterious, non-human sounding voice- in fact, an incomprehensible yet understandable (somehow) voice- asked.
The yellow spotted cap citizen blinked, some sort of catchy music slowly appearing from who knows where. "...okay, where's that music coming from?"
"Fool!" Nabbit screamed. "Do you understand nothing!?"
Catching onto the rhythm of the unknown music, the thief took in a quick breath.
Nabbit: "They've got Allen wrenches-"
Mario: "Gerbil feeders-"
Luigi: "Toilet seats-"
Toadette: "Electric heaters-"
Nabbit: "Trash compactors-"
Luigi: "Juice extractors-"
Mario: "Shower rods and water meters-"
Toadette: "Walkie-talkies-"
Goomba: "Copper wires-"
Nabbit: "Safety goggles-"
Koopa: "Radial tires-"
Toadette: "BB pellets-"
Luigi: "Rubber mallets-"
Shy Guy: "Fans and dehumidifiers-"
Bowsette: "Picture hangers-"
Peach: "Paper cutters-"
Petal: "Waffle irons-"
Chompie: "Window shutters-"
Bowser Jr: "Paint removers-"
Magna: "Window louvers-"
(Queen Booette: "What the fuck is going on here?")
Daisy: "Kitchen faucets-"
Kamek: "Folding tables-"
Ludwig: "Weatherstripping jumper cables-"
Wendy: "Hooks and tackles-"
Iggy: "Grout and shackles-"
Larry: "Power foggers-"
Roy: "Spoons and ladles-"
Geno: "Pesticides for fumigation-"
Toadbert: "High-performance lubrication-"
Toadsworth: "Metal roofing-"
Blue Toad: "Water proofing-"
Some random Toad: "Multi-purpose insulation-"
Link: "Air compressors-"
Meta Knight: "Brass connectors-"
Donkey Kong: "Wrecking chisels-"
Samus: "Smoke detectors-"
Piranha Plant: "Tire gauges-"
Pichu: "Hamster cages-"
Chill: "Thermostats and bug deflectors-"
Fever: "Trailer hitch demagnetizers-"
Weird: "Automatic circumcisers-"
Waluigi: "Tennis rackets-"
Wario: "Ankle brackets-"
Koopa Clown Car: "Duracell's and energizers-"
Yoshi: "Soffit panels-"
tmnkm: "Circuit breakers-"
Nabbit: "Vacuum cleaners-"
Toadette: "Coffee makers-"
Mario: "Calculators-"
Luigi: "Generators-"
All four: "Matching salt and pepper shakers-"
Yellow Toad shook his head violently. "STOOOOOP!"
Everything came to a stop, notably the random music that played from nowhere.
The four blinked as they stared at the panting yellow-spotted Toad. "What... what the hell was even..."
He looked over to each person, none who provided any answers and stared at Yellow Toad like he was the crazy one.
"...you know what, I'm not even going to bother questioning how we sang together with Bowser and the others, or even a whole different fandom character like Miku, or even with the author." Groaning to himself, Yellow Toad walked off, hoping to get away from these creeps.
Mario, Luigi, Nabbit and Toadette exchanged glances.
"...what's his problem?" Toadette wondered aloud, exactly what everyone else was thinking.
Queen Booette frowned. "Wait, didn't you just copy the gag from Code ME-"