chapter five

Joker surprises Harley

A/n : this chapter is mostly going to be a filler chapter till the last bit of it where is leads into the next chapter .. so if your not into smut then just don't read this chapter.

Joker smiles to himself within his mind as he led Harley back to their bedroom after managing to convince her to leave their daughter's bedroom with him . Harley was walking in front of Joker who was covering her eyes with his hands " Puddin' how much longer till i can look " Harley asked with a bit of a whine to her tone.

" You know Daddy doesn't like it when you whine Harls " Joker said as they walked into their bedroom and removes his hands from her eyes once joker's hands were removed from Harley's eye , Harley looks around their bedroom and squeals when she sees rose petals leading to their bed before laying on their bed in the shape of a heart .

Then Harley turns around and looks at the Joker with a big smile on her face " oh Puddin .. you didn't have to do this " Harley said knowing how busy Joker has been lately, as he tries to located their missing daughter who should be at least sixteen years old now since it has only been a year since they lost her to the Batman.

Joker then smiles at Harley before grabbing her left hand and slowly guiding her towards the end of their bed before lightly pushing her down on to their bed so she ended up sitting on the edge of the bed. Harley looks up at the Joker as she sit on the edge of their bed with a wide grin on her face as he slowly took off the dress shirt he was wearing before throwing it into a near by chair . After removing his dress shirt Joker slowly walks over to Harley and stands in front of her only in his dress pants he had worn to the club that night .

Harley blushes before reaching up and grabbing joker's neck with her hands and pulling him towards her once Joker was close enough to her she pulled him into a kiss which she gave him on the lips deeply, while they kisses Joker moved his hands under Harley's shirt slowly and started to lift it up over her head. Once Joker got Harley's shirt off he throw it behind him before starting to trail kisses slowly down the side of Harley's neck just as Harley started to lean back on to their bed to which Joker follows her which cause him to be right above her and looking down at her and into her wonderful azure blue eyes .

Harley softly moans as Joker kept on kissing down her body just before stopping right above her left breast which covered by her bra which so happened to be a blood red lace bra which caused Joker to look up at Harley with his steel blue eyes wanting to rip her bra right off her body .

" Not another one of my bra's " Harley whined, which only got a low growl from the Joker before he ended ripping open Harley's bra not caring at the time about what Harley wanted to keep intact . Once Harley's bra had been ripped open down the front, Joker pulled out Harley's left breast and places it in to his mouth before sucking on it roughly .Which cause Harley to let out a loud moan, Joker smirks around Harley's breast as he heard her let out a loud moan before placing his left hand on her right breast while his right hand held both of her arms high above her head.

As Joker started to massage Harley's right breast a bit with his left hand he removed his right hand from her wrists which Harley kept in place just how Joker liked it. then Joker slowly reaches down with his right hand and started working on taking off Harley's short shorts she so happened to be wearing which ended up causing Harley to moan out again before looking up at the Joker and blushing a bit before she started to wiggle her hips a little to help the Joker to pull off both her short's and underwear in one fell swoop before throwing them behind him and on to their floor .

After throwing all of Harley's clothing on to the floor expect for her bra which he just ripped open and was still laying under her body, he pulled back from Harley and looked down at her and smiles before saying " beautiful and all mine . "

Harley looks up at Joker as both of his legs were on either side of her body and she smiles up at him before saying " I'm all yours Puddin " which got a loud growl from Joker before he lifts up her right leg and places it on to his shoulder before starting to kiss the inside of it going as slowly as he could.

Harley groans as Joker slowly kissed down the inside of her right leg , She really wanted him to go a lot more faster then he was . " Puddin .. i need you .. please stop with this slow teasing " Harley whined out just as joker got to her entrance with his lips.

Joker pulls away from her entrance and looks up at her before smirking to him self as he said " oh Harls be patience will you .. " Harley pouts a bit by Joker's response before looking down to see the Joker looking back up at her with his eyes as his mouth was now just inches from her entrance.

" pretty ... pretty ... pretty please " Harley whispers to Joker which gave a low chuckle just as he places his tongue up against her entrance , then he pushes his tongue into her pussy nice and slowly. As he was moving his tongue around the inside of Harley's pussy. Harley moves her hands from where they were and pushes her finger nails into Joker's hair before slowly starting to dig them into his scalp as she held him up against her pussy.

Joker groans against Harley's pussy as she digs her finger nail's into his scalp before starting to rub her clit roughly with his thumb. Which caused Harley to moan loudly before digging her fingernails harder into joker scalp. "ahh puddin .. i'm close " Harley moans out

Which made Joker smirk and replies with " come for me Harl's .. come for daddy . " Harley throws her head back as she cums all over joker's face, after Harley cums she lays back on their bed panting as she was coming down from her high while joker moves his face from Harley's pussy and licks his lips before looking down at Harley smiling.

" oh god Puddin that was so good .." Harley said a bit lazily before blushing noticing the huge bulge coming from her Puddin's pants as he stood in front of her now licking his fingers on his left hand, " looks like it's your turn Puddin" Harley said before sitting up and placing her hands on to his belt and pulling it from his pants and throwing it over Joker's head just missing the Joker's face by a few inches which made Joker grabs Harley's hands just before she could start work on his pants.

Joker lets out slight laugh as he saw his belt fly over his head but then he glares at Harley as he grabs her hands when he realizes how close it came to hitting him in the face which Harley looked up at Joker with a bit of a sorry look on her face . Joker growls a bit before letting Harley go back to taking off his pants for him but as she started to push off his pants she also grabbed the Joker's underwear and pulled it down along with the Joker's hisses a bit as he felt the cold air in their bedroom hit his throbbing member which stood at full attention in front of Harley which made her lick her lips a bit. As she looked at Joker's cock she started to leaning up towards it and places her tongue up against the tip of it slowly moving the pre-cum around the rest of the Joker's cock before placing the whole thing into her mouth and part way down her throat.

As Harley's mouth covered his some of his cock, Joker groaned a bit as he felt the warmth of her mouth surrounding his cock then he stated pushed his finger's though her hair before pushing her head closer to the base of his man hood once she was there then he holds her head in place. He started to moved his hips roughly against her wonderful mouth which caused Harley to just looked up at Joker and smiles around his cock once she saw how much he was enjoying fucking her mouth to get him self off .

Just before Joker was close to cumming into Harley's mouth and throat , he looks down at Harley who ends up looking at him before digging her finger nails a bit in to Joker's ass which gets a low warning growl out of Joker before he rams hard against Harley's throat a couple more times before throwing his head back and shooting his seed into Harley's mouth and throat. Harley ends up falling back on their bed and giggling before saying " Puddin.. make love to me please . "

Joker smiles down at Harley before replying with " your so good to me .. Harls " , then Joker pushes open Harley's legs roughly and lines himself up with her before pushing himself into her. Which caused Harley to let out a slight hiss as she wasn't use to the size of Joker's cock cause it had been some time since they really hadn't have any time alone together when Avianna was younger. Joker looked down at Harley with a bit of a worried expression on his face, " i'm fine Puddin.. just a slight discomfort, it has been some time since we did this " Harley said though gritted teeth.

Joker kisses Harley softly on the lips letting her adjust to his size, Harley nods her head once she felt comfortable for Joker to move inside her. Joker smiles at her before slowly moving him self in and out of Harley's very tight pussy, it was just as tight as the first time he had slept with her. " mmm.. Harls you feel so good " joker moaned into Harley's ear as he grabs her left leg and lifts it up over his shoulder so he could hit her even deep then he already was.

" Ahh Puddin.. Your in so deep " Harley moans out as she raked her finger nails down Joker's back which caused Joker to growl at Harley a bit, then Joker looks down at Harley and bites down hard on her right breast before going to suck on to it while playing with her left nipple with his thumb and fore finger playing with Harely's breasts for time Joker could tell his queen was close to coming but she was holding back until he said she could.

" okay Harls come for me .. come for daddy" Joker said before biting the side of Harley's neck which was just the thing she need to go over the edge

" ahhhh puddin" Harley moans out as she cums all over Joker's cock once he had bitten the side of her neck

Joker smiles as he felt Harley cum all around him before thrusting into her a few more times and cumming himself deep inside of her, once he was finished cumming he slowly pulled out despite Harley's whimper at the lost of contact between them before laying next to Harley. Once he was laying next to Harley who had just wrapped her right arm over his chest and was lazily tracing over his ' Joker ' head tattoo a bit with one of her finger's. Joker smiles at Harley before rolling on to his left side so he could reach into his top bedside drawer to pull out his pack of cigarettes he kept in there.

" thanks puddin.. i needed this " Harley said before kissing joker's cheek softly just before he rolled back so he was laying face up .Then Joker sits him self up before pulling out one smoke for his pack of cigarettes before looking down at his queen and smiled at her only showing his softer side to her and their daughter, then he lights up the smoke before taking a big drag out of it before blowing out the smoke just as a knock on their bedroom door could be heard.

" what is it ? " Joker barked out getting annoyed him and his queen were being bothered.

Harley pouted hearing the knock seeing it meant that her and Joker's time alone together, which honestly annoying her even more then the lost of their daughter.


The henchmen that was standing outside Joker and Harley's bedroom door slowly open's the bed room door slowly before walking in only to have a loaded gun pointed at his face by the Joker. Joker was pointing his gun right at the henchmen's face seeing he had just walked into his and Harley's bedroom before growling out " you got three seconds to tell me what is so important that you have to come barging into mine and mine queen's room before i blow your fucking face right off " . Harley took the cigarette that was sitting in Joker's left hand before taking a drag from it and coughed, which caused Joker to look at Harley with a side ways glare while still pointing his gun right at the henchmen's face.

" sorry. puddin.. it was just one puff honest " Harley said knowing that Joker was strict when it came to her using drugs and drinking ever since she gotten pregnant with Avianna sixteen years ago. Joker just nods his head to Harley before looking back at the henchmen who seemed to be shaking with fear.

" out with it " Joker screamed before pulling back the safety on the gun he was holding and shoots a warning shot into a nearby wall getting annoyed that this henchmen wasn't just getting straight to the point.

" WE .. We .. We " The henchmen stammered out after the warning shot had been fired.

"we what ? " Joker barked out at the henchmen before placing his finger on the trigger of the gun again and started to push it inwards

" We found her sir " the henchmen said just before getting shot by the Joker cause he felt like killing this henchmen, cause of how much he had annoyed him and his queen after their wonderful time together.

Harley looked at the now dead henchmen that was laying on their bedroom floor before looking back at joker and says " Took long enough huh puddin"