"One second!"

There was a knock at the door. Jamie answered it. A towering, black shape with a red streak took up the entire doorframe. When it knelt down, a gem-shaped visor gave away that the shape was in fact Garnet.

"Jamie. Hello. Can I come in?"

Jamie's mouth was hanging open and was struggling to form proper vowels. Garnet had anticipated this even without the use of her future vision. She leaned a near 90 degrees in order to orientate herself through Jamie's tiny doorframe in order to take up much more of his tiny apartment. "It's, uh, cozy." She said, nonplused.

"Yeah, uh, well, the community theater doesn't rake in that much of a salary." He paused, rubbing his neck. "Listen, if this is about Steven missing his mail, I told Barb to train the newbie already—"

"It's not." Garnet, still nonplused, interrupted as she took a seat on Jamie's squeaky mattress. It sagged under her weight. She tapped at what little space there was next to her and Jamie sat too "To you recall the conversation we had involving the concept of love?"

Jamie's face was entirely red. "Of course, I can recall it word for word, like prose from a—"

"That isn't necessary. I come here with a proposal somewhat prevailing to the topics we discussed."

"Listen, Garnet, when I said I was over you I really meant it, we don't—"

Garnet stood up, growing tired of the constant dialogue. "I will cut to the chase. I and the gems are looking to experience physical love with a human. Amethyst and Pearl are both very intent on beating on another in this bet of theirs, but I felt it best to make sure what they're doing is tolerable."

Jamie gulped. This was all very clinical. "O-okay?"

"I will…admit my choices are not as limitless as theirs might be. I have often limited myself with others. Out of all those in Beach City, you would be the most viable. So, I come with a proposal."

Jamie, having already mapped this out, remained red-faced. "Uh-huh?'

"I am willing to participate in this physical act of love with you, once, if you will allow me. It will not necessitate an actua—"

Jamie was already tearing off his dress shirt, ripping two buttons in his haste. "Yes! Absolutely! No problem! Lets go!"

He then leaned in for a kiss. Garnet planted a finger on his lips and pushed him back.

"This is not required." She said, "I save that portion of the ritual for my wife."

"You're married?"

"Yes, to myself."

Jamie shrugged, clearly more concerned with the opportunity in front of him and unbuckled his belt. When he pulled down his pants, it was clear that he was already fully hard.

"Good, we can skip that part." Garnet remarked. Facing her palms to her person, her suit began to glow a soft red. When the light subsided, she was now what would amount to 'naked', at least for a gem. While she didn't possess any visible nipples, her red skin concaved around her breasts, which remained something close to flat. She did have a pussy, but it was quite literally a two-dimensional slit with a tiny bauble above it. What was odder was her butt, large and curvy as it always was, which had a crack, yes, but no hole. Jamie didn't mind one bit.

She pulled down his pants and his member sprung out, waving in the open air.

"So," enquired Jamie, "should we perhaps start with a blowjob, or maybe a—"

He was cut off by Garnet planting herself firmly on Jamie. She shushed him again.

"I will take charge here. You just try to enjoy yourself."

She adjusted, and he slid inside her. The feeling was unexpected, as Garnet, despite being stoic as always, was soaked clean through. Each bounce up and down was met by a thunderous slap that could only be made by a woman in the sheer throes of ecstasy. Garnet, meanwhile, seemed more like she was fighting a battle instead of lovemaking. She grit her teeth and attempted to stifle her grunts. This might have been nothing more than an endurance exercise for her. Or, at least, that's what Jamie thought, before she grabbed his hands with her gauntlets and planted them firmly on her breasts.

"It's best to be cooperative instead of just lying there." She said, grinning. As her speed increased, her grunts and groans became louder. Jamie was having the time of his life. This was something he had dreamed about once or twice, which lead to a few embarrassing situations at the laundromat. And now it was right in front of him, and he was caressing it, feeling the strange warmth of gem skin on his hands. He decided he was going to take advantage of this before this one-time thing slipped through his grasp. He moved his spare hand down and, reeling back, spanked her.

Garnet froze solid, her legs splayed apart mid-squat, as the vibration rippled through her entire body in a shiver of unforeseen pure pleasure. As her visor was knocked down her nose, she leaned forward and stared deep into Jamie's eyes. Hers were as bright as stars. She grinned madly.

"What did you do?!"

"Sorry!" yipped Jamie, instinctively hiding his face, fearing an impending beatdown. "It was the heat of the moment, I was weak!"

Garnet still grinned at him, which, honestly, was more unusual than her usual blank expression. After a moment, she sat up, and turned herself around. Her butt now caressed Jamie's cock, planting it between the two cheeks before she slotted it back into her hole.

"Please, do that thing again." She said, wiggling her booty on his shaft.

After a moment to consider what just happened, Jamie spanked her again. Another shiver, like a television giving a hint of static, flickered across her form. She failed to stifle this moan and began bouncing on him yet again. Something was different. While before she felt wet, this time it was warmer, gooey, perhaps a bit more biological in nature. Her bouncing had become manic in its speed. Each quick spank seemed to double her pleasure, working something deep in her gem psychology.

Since that went so well, Jamie decided to try something else new and reached up (with some effort) and grabbed the square-shaped afro atop her head. This had a remarkably similar effect, with Garnet letting out a long, forceful oomph. "Yessss!" She breathed, "Pull my hair! Do it!"

"Agh, uh, Garnet, I'm cumming"

"Cum in me, Jamie. Do it now!"

Since he was so good at following orders, Jamie followed suit, rolling his head back, letting both his hands fall to his sides, and spurting a thick stream of cum up into the gem, who was clearly quite happy with this new feeling inside her. She had stopped bouncing, of course, and instead just sat on his dick, letting the feeling of his seed flow through her. Her tongue hung out the left side of her mouth as she gasped in ecstasy.

And then, after a moment, she simply stood up, waved her hands over herself and her clothes came back to their regular places. She did have to prod her hair back into place, however.

"T-that was amazing." Said Jamie in-between breaths. "Thank you. Thank you so much. It felt so, so good."

"…yes." Garnet responded, pushing her visor back up. "That was an experience, that much is undeniable. Thank you very much for this too, Jamie. I am glad you enjoyed yourself."

Jamie propped himself up on his shoulder, suddenly concerned. "Uh, hey, uh, Garnet. When I, uh, finished inside you just then, uh, does that—"

She waved him off. "I morphed the necessary components for lovemaking, none of the additional internal organs. Not to worry." She grinned. "Besides, the biological differences between gems and humans are far too great to create a new being in of itself."

"Haha, phew, that's a relief…wait, then how did you get Steven?!"

In an instant, Garnet was back to full stoic. "That is a story for another time, and especially for another situation. Goodbye, Jamie."